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🚨Oh, look at that—America's "watchdogs of democracy" didn't just fail the vibe check at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night. They straight-up looted the joint like it was the apocalypse, and the only thing worth saving was the open bar. While shots rang out, the President was being yanked offstage by Secret Service, and the entire ballroom was one trigger-pull away from turning into a national nightmare, what were these tuxedoed truth-tellers doing? Filing urgent dispatches? Checking on colleagues? Showing one ounce of basic human concern? Nah. They were playing human Roomba on the tabletops—grabbing bottles of wine and champagne two at a time, stuffing them into camera bags, under jackets, down blouses, whatever fit. One blonde in a black jacket looked like she was training for the Olympic wine-heist relay. Another kept casually nibbling her dinner like it was just another Tuesday, and the gunfire was ambient noise. Bro, the President almost got assassinated. and your priority was playing "how many free Cabernets can I smuggle out before security notices?" These are the same smug, pearl-clutching hacks who spend every waking hour lecturing the rest of us about "civility," "empathy," "moral leadership," and how we're the ones destroying the country. The ones who cry "threat to democracy" if you question their narrative. The ones who virtue-signal about compassion while calling half the country garbage. Turns out their moral compass doesn't point north—it points straight to the nearest unopened bottle of Dom. Congratulations, media. You didn't just expose your hypocrisy; you speed-ran it on camera. While the nation held its breath wondering if the President was okay, you proved you're not elite journalists. You're not even good looters. You're the people who show up to a black-tie event, watch bullets fly, and think, "Perfect—now's my chance for a free case of bubbly." At least actual looters wait for the power to go out. You did it with the lights on, in formalwear, live on X. Classy. Real classy. Now go write your 3,000-word think piece about how this was actually Trump's fault for making the wine too tempting. We'll wait. With our own bottles. That we paid for.

A resort employee died of electrocution after coming in contact with a high-tension wire while chasing a monkey with an iron pipe in Madhya Pradesh's Chhatarpur district, police said on Wednesday. The deceased, identified as Ranu Raikwar, a resident of Khajuraho, had joined the resort five days back. According to police, CCTV footage of the resort reveals that a monkey had climbed onto the roof of a resort near Khajuraho Railway Station. Seeing a monkey in the compound, Ranu picked up an iron rod to chase it away. As he raised the rod to scare the monkey, it came in contact with a high-voltage electric line passing above the resort's roof. Within seconds, a massive electrical spark erupted and Ranu collapsed on the floor, suffering a severe electric shock. The entire incident, captured on CCTV cameras, has currently gone viral on social media. Upon information, a team from the Bamitha police station rushed to the scene, took custody of the body and sent it for autopsy. The police are currently investigating whether the proximity of the high-tension line to the resort's roof violated regulations or the incident was a result of negligence on the part of the resort management. Bamitha police station in-charge Valmiki Chaubey said, "The body has been sent for post-mortem. We are currently investigating the matter." Resort owner Jay Tiwari said, "The tragic incident occurred while attempting to chase away a monkey. A 33kV railway line runs directly over the resort. Several attempts were made to have it relocated but, railway authorities refused to remove it. Deceased, Ranu Raikwar, is survived by two young children and was a resident of Premnagar Colony in Khajuraho."

Sadly this is 100% correct