Rory Linford-Pill

Portugal only went a won me the sweepstake, crying like Ronaldo when Eder scored

Roy Hodgson spotted as a line-judge at Wimbledon.

Take me back to hideout so I can wobble my way into the early hours 😩😉 @GeorgeFGodwin @Brooksy297 @Jack_Brownrigg @MichaelWayneDon

Skrtel had a new job last night!

Can't wait for Chapter 12 Saturday at @rainbowvenues ! 🍭🎪🎉🎈

Probably crying cause he's realised he's actually gotta get married #whipcity twitter.com/justreiatabie/…

@ConnaFosta only one place to go and that's the beehive

@ConnaFosta 😂😂😂 your tweets kill me

Greg Rutherford should've won sports personality, now we Gotta listen to Murray talk shit

@JHughes_10 @Jack_Brownrigg off course geeze, we staying local or going on a little trip?

@Jack_Brownrigg @JHughes_10 angry wank 😂😂😂😂😂

Premier League Table: 1. Chelsea 2. Manchester City 3. David De Gea 4. West Ham United 5. Southampton 6. Alexis Sanchez

Typical Sunday League side.

Pistorius got bail? I slapped up a couple of lippy teenagers and got 10 days on remand! He smoked his GF with a shotgun? Gets Bail?? #mental

@keylock_rob yh mate, jaws a right mess, gets me out off pre season though ;)

@keylock_rob. Got a cheap shot and hit the deck like a sack off shit, landed right on me jaw!

Jaws broke, gotta stay in hospital for op tommorow, nhs put on a great menu though!

Happry birthday my man! Spending it at what one can only call paradise ★ @Jack_Brownrigg