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@LabourSJ As your constituent, I strongly urge you to vote in favour of an immediate ceasefire in Gaza should there be a vote in Parliament on Wednesday. If you do not vote for a ceasefire, I will not vote for you at the next general election. #NoCeasefireNoVote

There is a plant that smells absolutely foul when it rains, it should be eradicated in a country like this.

I miss being the age where an acceptable way to carry your coat was to put the hood on and wander around like you're batman

There is something fiercely attractive about guys who give up their seat for others on the train/ tube. The fact they're looking up from their phones, paying attention, thinking selflessly, mmm.

I think the topic I speak about the most is my random nosebleeds. Speaking of, 2 days b2b, excited to see if it's a coincidence or a pattern this time 🥴

Now, if you're on a train eating a burger - which everyone is allowed to do, have at it. Please, PLEASSSSEEEE close your mouth when you're chewing and try to avoid smacking your lips. Thank u, that is all.

The real question is, why can I see so many ankles?? Don't people know it's freezing?????

Cowboy like me is my favourite ever @taylorswift13 song, I can't really explain it, but I'm waiting for someone to hang from my lips like the garden of Babylon

@KnivesOut Rachel Weiss, 1000000%

I’m curious 👀

@KnivesOut Rachel Weiss, 1000000%

Is there anything quite as horrific as leaving yourself vulnerable.

SLOW MOTION LOVE POTION

Me every two seconds: I'llllll be homeee forrrr QUISMOISSSSS

"I regret you all the time" is such a burn, what a life lesson to have

Really dislike fireworks

Things I say to my cat whilst we're snuggling: Alfie, if someone tells you you're ugly, believe them 💝

Happy Diwali! Ix nay the ireworks fay.

Is it sustainable for me to be losing as much hair as I do every time I wash my hair, and not have lost it all by December?

Really grateful that Instagram has picked up on the fact that I get intense joy from watching really disgusting rugs be cleaned.

I find videos of people organising their stuff into tiny containers very aggressive. Like why do you have time to unbox Oreos only to box them again. Save yourself you weirdo.