The Scoop

@ExtremeFootbal4 @danharding1979

The first Scottish player to win the English Premier League.

Claude Makélélé will be a judge for the 2025 Miss Universe! 🇫🇷 😳 😳 Yes yes, you read that right. 😭 😭

@danharding1979 @SWOSUnited @cm0102legends @scottminto A 2026 Ortega would not just do 360 turns , he’d be able to teleport from box to box

@RossAbbott1 @SWOSUnited @cm0102legends @scottminto Could conquer worlds with him and Futre

SWOS 25/26... coming November!!! #sensiblesoccer #swos #season2526

@danharding1979 @SWOSUnited @cm0102legends I’m already on the phone to @scottminto agent to try and get him out of retirement, just so he can be drafted into the game!

@RossAbbott1 @SWOSUnited @cm0102legends Jesus! Straight in to resurrect Samp from seria b to European champions!

@danharding1979 Obviously didn’t see me there in my new Kappa shell suit!

Not sure what #YTFC budget is but I’d love to see what Boreham Woods spend was over the summer, one of the best outfits I’ve seen at Huish for a few seasons.

@JanAageFjortoft That’s confirmed then, thanks Jan Romano 👍🏻

Seems like Manchester United have sorted their keeper - problem Emiliano Martinez on his way!

@UTDTrey Imagine when we are out of debt and winning trophies!

They called my club broke yet we’re about to spent £200M on Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko😂

@footballtweet Ripped Socks

🤔 If you could eliminate one thing from football, what would it be?

@itvfootball @IanWright0 It’s refreshing to see no white soles on the pundits shoes tonight. Thank you ITV.

"He's on a high with the week he's had" 🤩 Roy Keane & @IanWright0 on a special week for Dan Burn as he makes his England debut 5 days after winning the Carabao Cup with Newcastle #ITVFootball | #ThreeLions

@OJMartin_ @danharding1979 didn’t do it quite as well as Himmy

Genuinely one of the best saves I’ve seen this 😂😂

This guy has summed up the Ten Hag situation PERFECTLY wow.

@90sfootball @danharding1979 going to the carnival with the Animal may of been the highlight of maradona & Romarios amazing careers.

Diego Maradona, Romário and Edmundo at the Rio de Janeiro Carnival 🐐

@fuzzbuzz79 It’s a good performance so far. May have to get Gigalo aka @danharding1979 to tape you down on the chair again if score more.

@fuzzbuzz79 gotta start believing now mate!!!!

@danharding1979 @richardajkeys

I’ve got a horrible feeling this guy will cost United as many points in a season as de Gea used to save. This is a big call by ten Hag. mol.im/a/12306083

@MufcWonItAll @Alan_Tonge @danharding1979 @aarongibbo

@RossHarwood_ May get your man after all @danharding1979

Back to revisit a deal for Joao Felix, ten Hag wants him. Hojlund & Felix (on loan) to get the attacking options sorted with Martial set to leave and a Greenwood loan for the season.

@danharding1979 @UpshotTowers Haha I feel similar regrets with my Vasco de Garma team. Got caught up trying to out play Tufnells Juve team but was pointless as it turns out they had the ref on a backhander

@RossAbbott1 @UpshotTowers If I had Medel in my midfield that day at Staines in 95 I'm sure Botofogo could have rewritten history.

Some say football's gone soft, but try telling that to midfield madman Gary Medel. The Inter Milan legend pulled guns on fans, hosted orgies before matches, and got tasered by police. In his own words: “If I wasn't a footballer, I’d be a drug trafficker.” Meet El Pitbull...