David Ross

Every tweet helps attract advertising. Every ad helps fill the pockets of the far right narcissistic egomaniac who owns this site. I'll keep DMs open but enough's enough. Every word here is true. E V E R Y W O R D theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Taking back control

Clouds to the left of me Clouds to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with blue

@rinka_dog Two former Kilmarnock managers there - Lee Clark and Tommy Wright.

Sofa so good

WTF does this even mean?

Like the Guardian's use of 'Vladimir' in brackets. Just in case we mix up the Russian dictator with any of the other warmongering Putins roaming around.

Arrogant, boorish, self-centred, boastful, overweight slob out on the golf course. Along with Trump.

@HistoryHit Sorry about this but.....

One of this country's greatest ever sports stars, 37 years old, married with a child of his own. But still a Mummy's boy at heart.

Sometimes it's difficult to pick out the Torygraph's craziest headline as there are so many of them. No such problems today. A clear winner.

I suspect once Tom & other Tories discover that property owners & fee-paying parents have human rights too there may be a volte-face on leaving the ECHR.

Worst speed date ever.

@HowHowfar16283 Fuck off spammer

Helluva result for Andorrans Inter Club d'Escaldes. 4-0 down away to AEK Athens after 52 mins & came back to 4-3, Greeks missing a pen at 4-1. My football account remains permanently suspended on account of bots thinking a British word for a cigarette is homophobic so posted here

@Karibe836 Fuck off spammer

@pepejansz @miriam_cates Elizabeth I

@miriam_cates Angela merkel

Of course politicians don’t have to be parents. But having children does give you a different perspective on the future. Raising kids makes you less tolerant of liberal individualism & more keen on maintaining boundaries that protect children. Parents’ voices are important.

Shouldn't this be the other way round? I thought you were meant to eat your Greens.

@MrTCHarris Only if you want to ignore massive 19thC rail in UK & USA, neither tyrannies. Or US skyscrapers, or the Channel Tunnel, the Simplon Tunnel, the Øreseund bridge, Pompidou centre, even Battersea Power Station & the Humber Bridge or... well, you get the picture.

Listening to the exchange at #PMQs over planning and local democracy, this passage from Robert Caro's biography of Robert Moses seems relevant. And uncomfortable.