I'm asleep.
I always pretend I'm asleep when the men come.
I'm asleep.
I hope I dream of the open sea.
Good Night.
English
Ross Revenge⚓️
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Ross Revenge⚓️
@RossRevengeShip
A very lonely radioship. Once a love ship. Now desperate to return to the North Sea. [Ships can't really speak, let alone tweet, obviously this is a parody!]
North Sea Katılım Nisan 2017
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Hobbled. Left alone.
Made for the open sea.
They won't even throw me a bone.
What on earth will become of me?
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There's water seeping into me
More than when I was at sea
Will I get my stomach pumped
Or just be left all sadly dumped?
English
Why do men with erections
Climb on me and walk in all directions?
You treat me like a kind of freak show
I should throw you in water below
English
Tonight's numbers are:
28
6
53
4
17
and a diesel covered 6.
"Get them off me"
English
Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.
Hovering nearly motionless above a river bed
Not very exciting life for me
Wish could escape back out to sea
English
Here I sit all alone
Except for a strange bald man with a phone
Nervously waiting for my owners three
To head on out and rescue me.
English
The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me
It's where I want to be
English
Waves crashing over my sides
Me turning with the tides
Riding the boiling North Sea water
Protecting my cargo without falter.
Just dreaming.
English
Stuck on this annoying river
Men on board make me shiver
No sign of plans to sail
I'm going to write to Daily Mail
English
I am a beautiful majestic lady in red
A radioship stuck above a river bed
Waiting for my owners three
To take me again to the North Sea
English
When you are dead you don't even know it
You've ceased to exist so all of you is ended completely
Nothing is left but your rotting corpse
English
I'm feeling extremely down
Wish at sea I could drown
Broken back on the Goodwin Sands
Fate forever in nature's hands
English
So what went wrong?
Peter Moore aka Glover Roger aka The Investigator
Will Clacton ever hear my song?
Pumping out through my old modulator
English
I hope you like my voice as I sing
Got any requests you'd like to bring?
Just tweet this lady in red today
And I'll sing all happy and gay
English
Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart
Live free and beauty surrounds you
English
Maybe it was all a cruel joke
Designed for fun to poke
Giving this lady in red false hope
Am I going to Clacton yes or nope?
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What on earth is now going on?
Peter Moore reached out to Arron
Why am I still on this lazy river
Instead of Clacton with radio to deliver?
English
So what happened to the plan
Between Arron Banks and Peter Moore, man?
Why am I still on the river
Left with nerves just all a quiver?
English
"I'm just a lonely boy
Lonely and blue
I'm all alone
With nothin' to do"
Hey, I'm not blue I'm red
And I'm a beautiful lady instead!
English