Ross smith

Why have they made this elephant look sexy?

Imagine being tiger woods and being both good and bad at driving

I personally would like all my football news delivered by roadman

WE HAVE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

AI is out of control, Jackets can take selfies now

Did somebody say ‘fuck this’

Showtime TONIGHT! Classy Bearcat birthday lineup @TurksHeadTW1 @a_tweety_bird @christreilly @johnlenehan @Rosssmithcomedy Seats available: bearcatcomedy.co.uk Thank you 🐻🐱❤️

Live. Laugh. Love

📆 Wednesday: @neildelamere: Neil By Mouth, with support from @Rosssmithcomedy Catch the usual, hilarious tall tales, razor sharp observations and quick-witted improvisation for which this top notch comic has become well known Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/NeilDelamereBh…

Maybe it’s time they ask how he’s doing.

Once again supporting the brilliant @neildelamere on Thursday at the fantastic @bell_ticehurst. Don’t miss out!

Our incredible line up for SUNDAY 5th MAY 🎉 (1/2) KATHERINE HEPBURN IS LIVING IN MY LAMP💡 NO NOTES📝 SIDEKICK🦸🏽‍♂️ @GooseTheatre @TheatrePeckham @TomHartwell88 @TheLukePierre @StephyDickson @piratecoral @Rosssmithcomedy @MyaOnwugbonu

KATHERINE HERBURN IS LIVING IN MY LAMP 💡 By Stephanie Dickson Directed by Ross Smith Performed by Stephanie Dickson Beth Hooper #newwriting #theatre #scratchnight #peckhamfringe #fringetheatre

‘You won’t edit on anything embarrassing will you?’

COMEDY this week Thu 7/3 Try Out Night with @Rosssmithcomedy Saturday 09/3, @comedyjohnryan hosts @adambloomie2 @MadRonSpanners @mrstephencarlin @RichMortonSound @richardtoddtodd Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

Tickets now ON SALE for East Grinstead Comedy Club's April show! With @InnocentJeff, @ComedyLopez, @LateefLovejoy and hosted by @RossSmithComedy! Fri 5th April 8pm 🎟️ Book Now loom.ly/BFyANaI The Bar will be open 🍺🍷 #ChequerMead #EastGrinstead #WhatsOnSussex

COMEDY this week Thu 15/2 Try Out Night with @Rosssmithcomedy Saturday 17/2, WINDSOR hosts @KevinPrecious @SherwoodJam + Mark Maier, Jenny Collier & Tim Biglowe. Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com

Klopps departure hits hard

@VinKennedy @bananacabaret Thanks Vin! Glad they had a good night!

@Rosssmithcomedy terrific set (and impromptu compèring) at @bananacabaret last night. We took our daughter and her friends - the paramedic students! Her friends were live comedy virgins so thanks for making it a special night for them; they loved it and will be back.

Revenge is best served cold ten years later