Rowley Jefferson

*fart noises*

Any ideas on how to get out of middle school purgatory? Me and Greg will be entering our 19th year of middle school and have been in 8th grade since the ugly truth.

@dillondanis If ur gonna post fake shit at least know that Sean has an android, not an apple phone 😂😂😂

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Guys, we forgot to tell Gammie that Covid was over, she hasn't left her house in over six years

@Mikebasherluis #buzzerbeater

Asked her to date on last day of college ever #himothy

Update: I just farted and shit my pants

Rodrick has blown manny into smithereens

This is what I get for checking my message requests

Dude at the gym had a Mike And Ike’s shirt on. I fw that heavy.

@GregHeffley2011 @Iota0zero2 It’s clearly what you were implying

@Iota0zero2 I ain’t say allat

This and some wimpy kid reading

In 2012 when we were filming dog days I drank too much after shooting and drunk drove one of the studio golf carts and killed a homeless man

I put hand sanitizer on open cuts because I like the burn

@GregHeffley2011 @DailyLoud That’s you son. Playing twisted wizards all day everyday does that to you

@DailyLoud Praying for @RowleyJ2011

500 pound man hoisted out of a 15 foot hole on a construction site in Pomona, California

The haters can’t stand to see a man acquire an air fryer

Greg is gone. They got him.

Greg just asked our teacher in the middle of class if it was pink