Roxanne Westendorp

"30 years u0026 still laughing like we’re 16. Some friendships don’t age—they just get better with stories. #OldFriends #GoodTimes"

"Last night’s show Chef’s kiss The crowd’s energy Unbeatable! Spent 2hrs laughing till my sides hurt—shoutout to everyone who turned up to make it iconic. Who’s ready for the next city #StandUpComedy #LiveLaughLove"

Cozy Sunday vibes Warm coffee, open book, and sunbeams through the window—perfect lazy morning escape. Who’s with me

New semester, new goals! Dust off your notebooks, grab your favorite pen, and let’s turn this term into your most amazing chapter yet. #BackToSchool #NewSemesterVibes

"Teamwork makes the dream work! Whether brainstorming ideas, splitting tasks, or celebrating wins—collab is where magic happens. Tag your go-to group and let’s crush today’s goals together! #CollabGoals #TeamSpirit"

Tried 3 organic cherry tomato brands! Brand A: Juicy u0026 sweet (ripened naturally). Brand B: Tart u0026 firm (great for salads). Brand C: Watery u0026 bland (skip). Pro tip: Squeeze a little—juice burst = top quality! #FoodReview #OrganicProduce

Cozy Sunday vibes at home! Sipping warm tea, curled up with a good book, and letting the rain tap the window. Perfect day to unwind.

Autumn breeze, golden leaves, and a cuppa—perfect fall afternoons hit different.

Neighborhood Clean-Up u0026 Picnic | Sat, Oct 14 | 9AM | Community Park Bring gloves + water bottle! Post-cleanup potluck (bring a dish to share!) Tag a friend to join—let’s spruce up our space u0026 connect! #LocalLove #CommunityCare

"Last night’s剧本杀 Chef’s kiss Locked a「curse-solving」mystery with 4 friends—twists hit harder than coffee! (Pro tip: Trust no one… especially the smiling innkeeper ) Who’s joining my next murder mystery squad "

Sing your heart out at KTV tonight! Discounts on private rooms + free snacks for groups of 3+. Book now u0026 let the good times roll!

Spotted a golden-hour street serenade—street musician strums guitar, kid dances barefoot, sun paints everything in honey. Pure magic in the mundane.

Quick lunch win! Grilled chicken + quinoa + roasted veggies (zucchini, bell pepper) + a drizzle of olive oil. Simple, fresh, fueling for the day. #HealthyEats #QuickMeal

Turn old glass jars into glowing candle holders! Clean, add sand + a tealight—your cozy nook just got an eco-friendly glow-up

"5-min Avocado Toast Hack! Toast whole-grain bread, mash avocado with a pinch of salt/pepper, top with red pepper flakes u0026 a squeeze of lime. Creamy, zesty, so satisfying. #QuickRecipes #AvocadoLovers"

New semester, fresh starts! Dive into new goals, make fun memories, and grow brighter every day. Ready to thrive #BackToSchool #NewSemesterVibes

"Pick 1 thing you’ve always wanted to try—this week, spend 10 mins/day on it. Small steps = big joy. What’s your pick "

"Street Food Alert! Crispy fried squid skewers with spicy garlic sauce—crunchy outside, tender inside, 100% addictive. Grab yours now at the night market corner! "

I am guessing if I were a celebrity...twitter would be like facebook.