Roy Allen

@RoryStewartUK I agree entirely. But I don’t think Starmer will be fined.

I admire Keir Starmer but if he is fined over breaking COVID regulations and found to have misled parliament then he must resign. The strongest card that Labour has over Boris Johnson is that they are standing for a moral integrity. They cannot afford to throw that card away.

@alexwickham @estwebber So… it didn’t happen. A thought crime?

NEW: Starmer's office sent an email to 40 staff inviting them to an in-person Christmas party in Dec 2020 London was in Tier 2: indoor household mixing banned, rule of 6 outside Labour source declined invite saying it was illegal LOTO cancelled Xmas party when pubs were shut

@secondtierpod @experimental361 As I understand it, ‘expected goals’ is not designed to predict the result of the game; it’s a way of quantifying the quality of individual chances. So this table is meaningless.

How the Championship table would have ended up based on expected goals! 📈 (Via: @experimental361)

It’s not often I agree with #Chelsea fans but “fuck VAR” seems a pretty reasonable comment. #CHEWOL This #CSI bullshit is killing football.

@LTFC_Col77 @FootballCliches That’s how you prove my point. Moron.

@Roy_Allen @FootballCliches Afternoon nonce

Tempting to say "I'd bloody love Luton to go up", but...

@QPR Best Manager since Warnock

@QPR Top half finish. Won more than we lost. Scored more than we conceded. Will the next man do better?

@NickCohen4 The protocol is the inevitable result of Brexit which they full-throatedly supported.

I defy anyone to find a political position so self-defeatingly stupid as the DUP's support for Brexit.

Carl Sagan - 1995

Read the gossip because you won’t find many facts on @PoliticsJOE_UK

@rcolvile @estwebber Beer was not illegal.

@estwebber Only Here for the Perfectly Legal Beers

@rcolvile Personal morality or public morality?

Random question: who is the most morally virtuous Prime Minister we've had? No jokes about incumbent, please.

@PickardJE This is ridiculous. Political manipulation of the legal process.

Breaking: “Following receipt of significant new information...Durham Constabulary has reviewed that position and now...we can confirm that an investigation into potential breaches of Covid-19 regulations relating to this gathering is now being conducted.”

@KayBurley It’s bullshit. And you know it. They investigated previously and found nothing wrong. This is desperate Conservative propaganda, a pathetic smear from a moribund government.

Wow, wow, wow #BeerWithKeir telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/…

@PippaCrerar Which just shows how much policing has become an arm of government. Establishment circling the wagons, firing out lies.

Big news telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/…

What a night! A superb set of local election results for the Tories, defying all expectations.

@MarkMcGuire_Irl Block, block, report and block again. That’s the only way.

Dear interweb diary: this month I’ve been called a “Queen lovin c*nt” for taking pics of the old British military graveyard, a xenophobe for blocking a troll and a “scumbag lamper” for asking the local history group where to find foxes for pics! SM brings out the best in peeps!

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