Royal Guard Red

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Royal Guard Red

@RoyalGuardRedX

The controversial Warhammer 40k funny man has arrived on X! Professional gatekeeper and hot take distributor. Check the linktree for my other socials.

California, USA Katılım Mayıs 2023

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·18 Oca

Join The Imperial Vanguard! A new 40k Discord community hub centered around free speech and a shared love for the 40k universe and hobby! There are multiple Imperial Guard Regiments to join and bring glory to in server events, and tons of hobby channels! discord.gg/vPJbNWrA6E

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·4h

@InternetZenMstr It's as if they dont know their own IP. They desperately need to hire actual fans of Warhammer.

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Internet Zen Master@InternetZenMstr·5h

@RoyalGuardRedX They somehow managed to generate a level of rage that makes the entire female custodes rage seem MILD by comparison. How STUPID is GW? VERY. VERY STUPID.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·5h

Is Games Workshop blind or retarded? Because this response was the worst thing they could have done. Kreig and steel legion have two completely different uniforms not just in color but in gear. The only way GW could fix this is by making upgrade kits, however even that would be a bit greedy.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·1d

I drive under this stupid thing any time I need to go to Los Angeles. It's looked like this for several years now.

End Wokeness@EndWokeness

California already spent $114 million on this unfinished wildlife crossing bridge (leading nowhere)

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·3d

I don't like this. It's basically giving people who disagree with you the power to pretty much shadow ban your account. It would only be good for combating AI slop replies/posts honestly.

ToonHive@ToonHive

X/Twitter is rolling out a new “Dislike” button for replies. Dislike counts won’t be visible publicly, instead, they’ll feed into a private “Reply feedback” system.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·3d

@OdballsS The entire country of China is just one big gaslight by slop shoveling influencers

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Oddballs Scrapyard@OdballsS·3d

So Not some amazing AI powered actual robots Not dancing troupes made up of them Not armies of them planting Chinas red flag while facing down the US military Just programable toys gaslit as autons by "white monkey" influencers and Chinese slop accounts🤣

Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen

A robot in China just smashed some dishes started dancing instead of working 😂

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·3d

Just left the White Castle. Not a single femstodes in sight. Life is good.

🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear ❤️ 💙 🖤@ManVsMiniatures

In the Lore. Femstodes are male.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·5d

How much will this piece of shit, that'll break after a few minis cost, Games Workshop? "SIXTY.....NINE DOLLARS! AND 99 CENTS!"

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Sharky@SpaceShark24

Lmao

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·6d

@Hatemonger_ Im about squash a billion mosquitoes at work today

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Hatemonger@Hatemonger_·6d

Be sure to kill something today ❤️

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·12 Mar

@LocalBateman I literally said that too during that scene lmao

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Your Typical Local Man@LocalBateman·12 Mar

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·12 Mar

Cant wait for the libs from my other posts to come here and say some stupid crap like "buh-buh I thought you were moving to da space king?" I spend my money on stuff I think looks cool on my shelf.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·12 Mar

Honestly, I forgot I preordered this last year during my Space Marine 2 hype phase until it showed up on my doorstep today.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·12 Mar

@SpaceShark24 Wild that they limited your post and not mine

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Sharky@SpaceShark24·11 Mar

Baphomet worshippers are in control.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

@blaze91610 Revolution is a term for losers. Im just moving my money elsewhere for now.

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Resolution 🍉🌻Blaze 🇨🇩@blaze91610·11 Mar

@RoyalGuardRedX The Consumer Revolution will be sold to you.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

That corpo boot tastes good to you, dont it? Justified price point as it's indie merch. Flashgitz doesnt own 4 factories for making minis, nor were they given 4 million dollars by kickstarter like TC. "Lack of detail" is fine in this instance since the cartoon the figure is based on doesn't have many details either. Detail in the show lies in the color pallete used and shading on the characters/environments. Purchased to support the creators and because I enjoy the project they created.

Resolution 🍉🌻Blaze 🇨🇩@blaze91610

These are the same people who thought $50 for all these was a scam and were insistant on dragging the game through the mud with their every waking breath. Now they spend $45 on a single mini that has 0 details that looks like Blender tutorial slop, its "to each their own".

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

@blaze91610 No one is throwing away their 40k minis for space king merch. Youre taking the meme too literally if you believe that. If anything we're still doing 40k, but 3D printing it and pirating the books.

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Resolution 🍉🌻Blaze 🇨🇩@blaze91610·11 Mar

@RoyalGuardRedX This whole thing started over some stupid fucking meme about people "moving" from Warhammer 40k to "Space King" because of woke or some stupid shit. Which, if its not a tabletop game then... what are you moving to? And why jump into that fuel pit?

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

Space king is being used by fans as a statement against GW's anti-consumer practices and lack of respect for their core fan base. So hell yea I support that statement. Tbh no one is actually "moving" to Space King though. That would be silly as we all still love the Warhammer 40k universe. We just hate Games Workshop as a company.

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Resolution 🍉🌻Blaze 🇨🇩@blaze91610·11 Mar

@RoyalGuardRedX I can't speak for Flashgitz, and maybe this IS just a collectable thing for fiscal support than anything actually meaningful. But again, you're not treating it as that. You're treating it as a pedestal. A *statement*. A soapbox to lord over other people.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

@blaze91610 Im going to stop you right here. Space King isnt a tabletop game *yet.* and the model I purchased isnt a mini. It's the size of a typical vinyl figure. The plastic is pretty high quality and its damn heavy. I didnt get scammed, I purposely bought a large show accurate figure.

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Resolution 🍉🌻Blaze 🇨🇩@blaze91610·11 Mar

@RoyalGuardRedX There's a good reason that most tabletop franchises start as tabletop games. Because they get free reign to make details as they want, with whatever quality they want, without need for interpretation. That's already a slippery slope for franchises that try and get INTO tabletop

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

@TheAKGuy Congrats, big dog

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Brandon Herrera@TheAKGuy·11 Mar

New video is up. I discuss the election results, the story of the years long fight between Tony and I, and where we go from here.

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

@Delta5O5 Yep, he said friends were in the community, but he couldnt give me a name or an address of the people he "knew." Dude was weird.

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Delta 505@Delta5O5·11 Mar

@RoyalGuardRedX Did he say why he was trying to get in?

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Royal Guard Red@RoyalGuardRedX·11 Mar

I just got called "antisemetic" by a guy with a lil Jewish hat on trying to enter the gated community that I'm a security guard for. Dude couldn't grasp the concept that he needs to know someone or be on a guest list to enter. Yea, I wasn't surprised in the slightest.

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