Stuart Royle 🎸 ⚽️ 🌍

@Velinter_FPL Not easy... maybe Van Hecke, Muñoz, Semenyo? I'm seriously thinking of benching Semenyo. If he plays in the Cup Final, maybe he doesn't start at BOU. Don't love the fixture anyway. I think there's a real chance of lots of us needing at least first sub this week whoever we play.

@RoyleStuart And who to bench if so?

I really don't have a clue what to do with my team. Sitting just inside top 20k and want to push for this last couple of GWs, but i can't find any exciting picks. Is it just me or others feel the same? Definitely need an inspiration! #FPL

@FPLTom_ Oh God, I already bought Saliba this week...

And so it begins 🤣

@BakerFPL343 I really don't want to take a -4 this week, but if I did it would probably be for him.

Welcome back mate

@supertanskiii Neville will take Britain and Labour right back to the top

Honest question, are you sniffing glue?

@CFCMods Doesn't Palmer wear 10 now? Otherwise he's sharing a kit with João Pedro.

Rate the new Chelsea kit on a scale of 1-10 ?

@fpl_tactician I love the idea of stalking the post-apocalyptic landscape on Sunday morning, trying to find out which of my fellow survivors can beat Szoboszlai's 8pts after he hit DEFCON and the VC turns to captaincy.

Very important week to VC an Aston Villa or Liverpool player with the gap between their match Friday and the others playing Sunday. Protests in London Saturday, King Charles isn’t getting any younger and there’s always a nuclear threat.

@_onlyscott Jude Bellingham

Guess the player VERY HARD

@KieranMaguire Hull's kit just dropped

Southampton reveal special one off kit for Championship playoff final at Wembley

@MadelaineLucyH I'm quite torn on The Myth of Sisyphus. The rocks and pain are great, but it's all a bit too classical/philosophical for my tastes.

Things Men LIKE 1. Iron 2. Steel 3. Swords 4. Rocks 5. Pain Things Men DO NOT LIKE 1. Complexity 2. Philosophy 3. History 4. Classics 5. Cake

@jusdcanneberge "Black rhinoceros"

Birds are always named shit like “black throated green warbler” and then be yellow

@allrockmusic World (Price of Love)

What’s your favourite song by New Order?

@PremiershipYrs Of course. Steve McHammerman.

🗣️ "I forgot he played for them!" Steve McManaman played... hang on a minute!? 😲

@FPLGeneral 1. Gibbs-White (second half of season), Dewsbury-Hall (first half) 2. Rogers, Palmer, Gyökeres (wasted TC)

As the FPL season nears its conclusion, two questions for you ❔️❔️ 1 - Your player of the season? 🏆 2 - Which player has annoyed you most? (Could be one you owned/never did/both) 🤬 Will mention some of the replies on this week's pod

@MadelaineLucyH One word that is definitely staying is "Thunderchest".

Let’s play #ButMakeItWorse! I’ll write a sentence, you have to reply with a worse version of it: more tropes, more melodrama, more cringey word choices, whatever you want. Then the next person has to reply to yours, and make your version worse. Sentence: Crystal stared up at the handsome face of the villainous King Thunderchest, wondering if he was as strong as they said.

@LegacySiu Norway 🇳🇴

Which national team is this? Level: HARD

@UtdKobi Lammens Bruno Dorgu Heaven Amad (recently)

United fans, let’s do this: Best signing this season? Best player? Most improved player? Most promising talent? Most disappointing player?

@rocknrollofall Tunnel of Love

What's your favourite Dire Straits song, not counting Sultans of Swing?

@_onlyscott Marcos Senna

I see David Villa and Xavi Hernandez. Guess the Spanish legend in the middle.

@ZoeJardiniere Increasingly looks like it's VARsenal's year

I see more Arsenal fans complaining about sore losers who hate to see us winning on here after matches than I see us celebrating🤨 Don’t ask fans of other clubs to be happy for us or fair to us - just enjoy it😎😎😎 We’re gonna do it WE’RE GONA BLOODY DO IT THIS TIME😭😭😭🔴⚪️