Lbasbass.

@___Dan___9 Wah hao ni Tilapia babes?

The lady in orange understood the assignment.😋 Siko ikiendelea kukua hivi savings zangu zitawai fika 10k?

@RealNate08 Why is that your business?

What is the fastest way to calm an angry woman?

@ZawadiKelvin @mlachaks254 Huko ni upussy, Samburu county adi kuna Rhumba song imeimbiwa, unchanganya ushoga na ushamba, we kenge!

@Rrenkell @mlachaks254 Na kuna samburu ya ukienda momabsa basi nikuchanue

Madem wa coast hukuwa na accent tamu mamae. Dem ni Sura mbaya lakini accent aki kakangu🤭

@ZawadiKelvin @mlachaks254 Kuna Samburu county bro,

@Rrenkell @mlachaks254 Af samburu ni coast bro acha upuzi 😅😅ama ni kiswahili uelwi amesema coast ama umeona mahali ameandika samburu

@ZawadiKelvin @mlachaks254 😄 sawa kaka

@Rrenkell @mlachaks254 Samburu nn mm natoka mtwapa bro wacha na mambo ya pale samburu ukitoka voi ingia mtawapa upate warembo

@ZawadiKelvin @mlachaks254 Sas utajuaje, wako relatively ugly kama haufiki Samburu(county),kaka?

@mlachaks254 Madem wa coast ni warembo ww wacha hkna place iko na warembo kama coast

@kaplan001166731 @M_Sijui592272 Ati butty bway,😂

@M_Sijui592272 akona mkundu kushinda manzi yake...batty bway

What do you know about this guy?

@Kimuzi_ Nasikia ulikuwa kazi ya kuonja matunda, ukakula matunda mbaya,uka kuwa kwa coma all this time.

Smallwigs bado disgust me. Msee akiwa Na less than 50k followers anafaa kuwa tu anaretweet Na kulike. Eeew. But we need smallwigs watoe Ruto. Smallwigs, how are you doing? Mfike 50k Kwanza ndo mniengage. Anyway, bila smallwigs twitter si twitter. Ukulima reality. I love them.

@SharonO44776 Cope harder.

Unatuuliza who'll marry hawa madem hushinda clubs as if kuna mtu amesema tunataka kuolewa..y'all must know some of us are actually scared to get married🫴🏽

@itsdante_nrg I know a luo guy who is married to a petite kale, babe.

Mbona sijawahi ona intermarriage ya Luo and Kalenjins🤔

@georgediano @Austo_OG Stop lying we mkuu, he will remain incarcerated until 2033.

This freedom fighter has been released after serving two years of jail term in Equatorial guinea.

@aab26_ Kariandusi.

Gun to Rutos head, name one domestic animal

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

@MaryJaneofKinoo @Roy_Mbungu @ivymuthe Wah, nasema, ni clout mkuu sio mawingu.

@Rrenkell @Roy_Mbungu @ivymuthe Otherwise?

It has now emerged that Alice Riang’a, the Jaramogi Oginga Odinga University student whose body was found dumped in a forest in Bondo, was involved with three wealthy boyfriends who funded her lavish lifestyle.The first was a Tanzanian gold dealer and businessman based in Bondo, who provided her with a luxurious lifestyle, including a spacious house — far from the typical student bedsitter. The second hailed from Western Kenya and equally spoiled her with expensive gifts, such as a high-end iPhone. The third, based in Nairobi, treated her to vacations in Diani, where she stayed in five-star hotels and frequently posted her glamorous experiences on social media. It was this Diani trip that appears to have triggered the events leading to her tragic death. Upon returning to Bondo, she reportedly went to the Tanzanian businessman’s house, where a confrontation occurred, and things took a deadly turn.

@kamauwaruhiu @ivymuthe Who said they didn't?

@ivymuthe They will still look like children to any sensible man .

New dress code for teens

@shaminqueen Kwani amekalia kiwi?

Ndio amenda kufunga mlango, si kesho wangwana🥱😌

@Maazijnr @tayobeats_ They*

@tayobeats_ She is ugly lol

so does that mean…?

@crazzyarse @99thsense Sawa

@Rrenkell @99thsense Haha uwongooo ilikupita

You’re blaming the victim tell women to stop blackmailing us

@MaryJaneofKinoo @Roy_Mbungu @ivymuthe Ati cloud chase, we mshamba nini?

@Roy_Mbungu @ivymuthe Tire is a must, equality siku hizi! Let everyone enjoy together and have premium tears together! But we not gonna let a babe use such stupid rhetorics to cloud chase! I'll even tag FIDA here if I have to!

@mbiti_mwondi people you can control,or have some leverage on.

It’s very difficult for you to be my close friend or lover if you have nothing to lose in life at a personal level.