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@SkySportsNews Escorting Declan Rice sympathizers out of the race in Uganda 😂

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has been named the Premier League player of the season 🚨

@TherealUGman @funny_tweep3 Uganda hasn’t advanced to this innovation It can’t be here

When did we reach here😩😂

@UTDKobi He’s contribution besides his brother Urgate

United fans, y’all happy with this Ederson deal?

@FabrizioRomano Ineos just want us dead

🚨 Atalanta manager Palladino: “Éderson didn’t play today because there’s a concrete negotiations with a top club”.

@centredevils @MatteMoretto Someone tell me this is a joke

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United and Atalanta have reached a VERBAL AGREEMENT to sign Éderson. [@MatteMoretto]

🚨NEWS: A Muslim man who tried to rape a 14 year old girl in Manchester named Mohammed Ayaz, originally from Pakistan, has been found dead just before he was due to be sentenced for his crime He was caught by a child protection trap group

@AKepher You seem to underestimate my Negotiation ability I’d sell myself my watch that good

Someone asked me a question and I have no answer, a guy comes to you and offers $10million to you in front of your wife, and he says he wants to make love to her for two weeks, would you accept? And what if you accept and your wife refuses, would you push her?

@rolandkid_ Mbwenu ekyo noyerangirira hoo kii ??

In 2023 I lost my best friend, in 2024 I was robbed clean of all my house belongings, last year i lost my only job and haven't got any! Way how I see God's plan for me this year I'm expecting AIDs!

@TheFigen_ That was way too long for his heart to survive Poor guy

A hero who saved his friend from electrocution with a flying double-footed kick.

@AllanSseky 🤮🤮🤮🤮

@RuboRozya For excretion

This chic is pregnant??

@Russia_X1 Never

If you received a free invitation to visit Russia, would you agree ?? ○ Yes ○ No

@ShamimMalende Malende not in hospital Kano kapya 😅

Today at NUP offices in Makerere Kavule, our candidate for speakership of the 12th parliament HON MWIRU PAUL launched a people centred manifesto citing an inclusive and accountable parliament. We implore all members of parliament to vote for him come monday 25/5/2026.

@KakwenzaRukira I remember him in mbra when I was still young working as a Waiter in a hotel called Weatern hotel owned by Rutahigwa Eh people really come from far Now he’s a billionaire

You’re very stupid. That imbecile was a broke journalist at Redpepper a few years ago until he became MP. I didn’t know that your head was that empty

@LifeOfBoch Without Wenger but has Arteta How delusional are you

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MANAGERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Fixing this alone will Triple that amount you bought it

This 2020 Lamborghini Urus was selling at auction last week for $15,100 USD with some front end damage

@GalaxyTVUg It better be on her period 🙃

If the angel of death comes to you like this, What’s your next move?

@Sudhirntv I hear the voting will be lining up behind ur candidate It’s already decided guys no hypes

CEC endorses Oboth-Oboth and Thomas Tayebwa for Speaker and Deputy Speaker.

@DuncanAbigaba Katete mbarara

Where is Live Band on Fridays? The week has been too long!

@NupUpdates If it’s true they will line in the back then kaba kawedemu Nrm guys have to do accountability

Who’s your next speaker of Parliament? A) NUP B) NRM

@DaudiKabanda From AA to OO What’s next