Aalishe

I remember making these text overlays sometime in March and now they are an on thing in the Premier league. Maybe i need to return to these.

Girls in their 30s and late 20s, please gather! What is it about good dancers that caught your eye back in the day? I was turned down by a girl in high school at Kyabakadde because according to her I couldn't dance and labeled me a "good boy." She chose someone else, a guy known for being the center of attention during the school “dankes” and always in trouble with the law, even getting suspended from school several times. That's when I realized that my good academic and squeaky clean disciplinary records weren't as attractive as I thought. In fact, even being one of the only two guys doing literature in English in the whole of O’Level wasn’t appealing enough. You’d hear girls saying they are into guys who love books, but turns out, they meant as just friends, because being a reader didn't quite charm them as I'd hoped🥲 Those daughters of Jezebel went for guys who wouldn't spare a second glance at a book, which I found utterly hypocritical. You'd be the guy they're seen with in public—on assemblies—kumbe you are only a “bulaaza”😂 A few years ago, I stumbled upon old chits I exchanged in class with girls, which at the time might have made me seem girls’ favorite to the other guys, but in reality, we were always just chatting about useless stuff in those chits. Yeah that’s it guys, reading and writing well didn’t help much. Meanwhile, guys who didn’t read and couldn’t tell you the first thing about important topics like tech, history, or science but knew every latest song, movie, or dance move and couldn’t write much more than a sentence, were the ones turning heads🤦🏾‍♂️ The "bad boys” as we called them, captured all the attention. Whether it was sneaking out of school to go to club or attend parties, not making their beds, getting into fights (including with teachers), talking back to teachers, wearing their uniforms untucked, or not combing their hair, these traits, for some unknown reason, boosted their appeal, especially if they were also talented dancers or athletes. That’s how my boy, BK, had at least 47 girlfriends but I couldn’t even land one😂