Rachel Rudolph

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

i have multiple dead horses that i beat regularly

not addicted to weed it just happens to go well with every part of my day

it’s important to go for a walk and notice the buds on the ends of the tree branches

@goodluck_jayden @haydencito444 I think everyone’s gotta understand that we’re all imperfect humans. What he said was wrong but if dude is really tryna change then good on him and time will tell. We don’t gotta curse him out though that’s not cool

I’m sorry but fuck Gorilla T…. I hope he can grow into a better person but I will not be sticking around for this journey.

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

Fun fact: you can actually use lasers to write things too

im not from america im from new jersey

Cardi B asks people not to fight at her concerts: “Ladies and gentlemen, please don’t fight because when y’all fight… I’m nosy. I wanna see it! And that distracts me from the performance and I f*ck up”

@no1quippyfan You become a regular at the cheapest bar in town! My bar has 3$ beers.

the concept of being a regular at a bar is so foreign to me. where do you get the money

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

you’re laughing but the nypd cops that got hit with snowballs died. they all fucking died.

Do not let tipper fam see this

@GodloveOfaka @DiscussingFilm That’s what I was thinking! This would fuck me up. Maybe they tell him it’s a temp position. That would be better

@DiscussingFilm Imagine bonding with coworkers who aren’t real.

The first trailer for ‘JURY DUTY’ Season 2 has been released. This season follows employees on a company retreat except the business isn’t real & all the employees are actors except for one man. Releasing March 20 on Prime Video.

@tynanofficial This album is AMAZINGGGG see you a Webster Hall soon King ✨

can't believe it's already been one week of tynan time 🥲🥲🥲