Miss Diaspora

Um what about the gas tax? #Budget2026

All this ZIMSEC talk is giving me PTSD from that maths paper where you cant use a calculator. Death by long form division The only enjoyable subject was History as it extensively covers African history

@omgsidewalks Mushrooms and pasta sauce?

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@ick_real Bernadette

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@allazproduction Whats wrong with renting a cottage? When I started my first job I lived in a granny flat for 2 years 🤷🏾‍♀️

Zimbabwe is the only place where someone living in a rented cottage in Borrowdale thinks they are 'elite' compared to a lithium miner in Goromonzi making 5x their salary. Your 'nasal accent' doesn't pay for the Starlink sub, honey.

@KeruboSk Great. Day serum Nice hydrating moisturiser Drunk Elephant Bronzing drops

Are there women who leave the house completely barefaced? With no makeup at all. Just embracing their natural look. Curious...What’s that like for you?

@trygraptor Huh did you miss the start about the PHD and water? That is pretty much his backstory. For academics like him that is pretty much all there is

one of my favorite elements of Project Hail Mary is that Ryland Grace is basically just a guy we really don’t get a backstory, a failed relationship mentioned no flashbacks, just sort of a drop-in-and-start-playing audience surrogate gives it a “classic blockbuster” kinda vibe

@kundaihenney @CrimeWatchZW Nepotism is a real problem. That starting and failing for fun sounds like Trump but somethings do eventually work out. However look at Andrew. What isnt well researched is nepotism that is derived from corruption.

@CrimeWatchZW Bro was handed a gold spoon for life and couldn’t just stay at home starting and failing businesses for fun. Instead he continuously chooses to be a thug 😭

Journalist Hopewell Chin'ono did some digging and found that Chatunga Mugabe’s Hyde Park house was bought in 2017, when his father was still in power, for R43 million (about US$3.2 million at the time). When Chatunga appeared in court this morning, he was wearing a Moncler Maya puffer jacket that costs about $2,556 (more than R40,000), which is close to a Zimbabwean civil servant’s yearly salary.

@Peter_Fitz And the scary thing is there are people in the comments still defending Andrew 🙆🏾‍♀️ The one with real criminal behaviour.... it appears marrying a black woman still surpasses sexual assault, rape, and what could be considered modern day treason

I stand to be corrected, but I think the only one there not in military uniform, is the one person who actually saw action??

Uber thought they could build a company where by making their workers all "contractors" they could absolve themselves all kinds of things. Well it didnt work. Australia said no to gig economy. And now this ruling in US making them liable for rape in their cars is another step

I come on here and feels like we are in a time machine. Who the hell cares in someone is or isnt gay. I dont understand how such things can even be news or anything worth revealing in 2026

@CMukungunugwa Grow up mate.

Will Mahere ever get married?

If you have a child, you *have* to look after them. Pregnancy is normal, providing food, sending them to school etc. These are all the basic things you have to do when decide to have a baby. Stop using all of that as emotional blackmail on your adult children.

@rarebird_arewa @LarryMadowo This

People are mad because his truth unsettles their coping mechanisms. Denial is easier than honesty. Many of them have lived through similar neglect, silence, or betrayal and survived by normalising it. Family is family. Endure it. Move on. Pretend it didn’t cut that deep. His honesty threatens that bargain they made with themselves. Some even flip it on him. They say if he had been supported, maybe he would have made it earlier. That argument misses the point. It does not matter. Pain does not run on hypotheticals. People do not process abandonment the same way. There is no universal timeline for forgiveness or healing. You see others saying they have been there, that they eventually outgrew the anger, the hurt, the bitterness. Then leave him alone, he'll probably outgrow his too, at his pace. They tell him to let it go. Maybe he will. Maybe he won’t. Right now, he is hurting. What he is doing is not rebellion or ingratitude. It is self protection. He is choosing sanity over performative peace. If his family has any wisdom, this moment is another chance. Not to force reconciliation. Not to demand access. But to respect the distance he asked for. To send simple messages of goodwill. To apologise without conditions. To support without expectations. People are reacting the way they are because they are not him. They are responding from their own wounds, their own resolutions, their own shortcuts to peace. Just as we hope he heals in time, we can accept that this is where he is now. That deserves understanding, not outrage.

He's the first Zimbabwean to win a UFC fight but he wants nothing to do with the country, or his family. He has blocked them all. "If I die, burn my body and throw my dust at Kruger National Park," Themba Gorimbo told me. "Nobody in Zimbabwe supported me, not even my family."

@LarryMadowo Its uncomfortable because there are some relatable truths in there. Shutting down someone and vilifying when they decide to finally speak out, is a tactic used to silence anyone else who might feel the same as Themba from speaking out.

Why are so many people mad at Themba for speaking his truth?

@bbmhlanga I think if we were looking at this from the lens of abuse, and you have been a victim of abuse, saying to someone else "I chose to stay" isn't helpful. I can understand and appreciate your choice but Temba doesn't have to do the same. He is entitled to say no more

My advice to Temba the Champ, you must belong to somewhere before the universe accepts you. No matter how bad things are in Zim, it remains your country - no matter the insults you have received. Some of us have been arrested but we here.

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

America is only interested in dictators when there is oil involved.

Clover Moore has definitely NOT cancelled the harbour Bridge fireworks. Only the Bondi fireworks have been cancelled, and rightly so.

@itsmorganariel Dont come to Australia

I don’t think there’s a more grotesque word in the human language than c*nt and anybody who uses it is a walking red flag. 🚩🚩🚩🚩