Scruff Ruffman

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Scruff Ruffman

@RuffScruffs

Former 97th ranked youth bowler in the USA, Mexico, and Canada 🎳. 775 credit score. Ralph Lauren Ranger™️. Okstate alumni. Actually 6’6”.

Austin, TX Katılım Temmuz 2023

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·26 Ağu

Welcome to the fucking thunder dome

Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs

Girl I met this weekend asked me to take her bowling later tonight. Can’t wait to see her reaction when I show up with 6 bowling balls, custom flyknit bowling shoes, and shoot a 230 4 pitchers deep

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·28 Mar

@dieselduramax69 #rapemurrayhillguy

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·23 Mar

@bizzedmypants I got one nice watch and started acting like the timepiece trooper my fault

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·23 Mar

@bizzedmypants Citizen 💔💔💔 (I own one watch that’s not a Casio)

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·23 Mar

@joesmeltzer775

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Joe Smeltzer@joesmeltzer775·22 Mar

AJ Ferrari and Penn State wrestling star Carter Starocci had a social media feud over the fall. I gave Ferrari a chance to reflect on that feud and… yeah, you’re gonna wanna hear this.

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·22 Mar

I haven’t had sex in so long my balls are more inflated than the ones in the NCAA tournament

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·21 Mar

@boogiebowers

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·26 Şub

We’re really doing this shit again huh. The amount of “joined February/March 2025” burners that are about to flood the TL may be my last straw

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·17 Mar

@jsronck Buddy has no leg hair, couldn’t be me

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Jake Ronck@jsronck·17 Mar

@RuffScruffs Bud has the same build as you @RuffScruffs #takeoffthemask

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·16 Mar

Yall get on here and talk about how high your parents tax bracket is on Saturday, then order an Emergency Pizza from Dominos on Sunday

Sammy White, MBA@SammyBrown69

Yeah my parents get taxed at 37% what you gonna do about it

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·16 Mar

Holy shit

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·15 Mar

@brigan_goulart Check dm

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·15 Mar

72 degrees and sunny, green Ralph long-sleeve on (horsepower), and I just hit 500 LinkedIn connections. Let’s have a Saturday 🍀

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·15 Mar

@SouthernBowser1 BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVE BAD BITCHES 🗣️

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·15 Mar

@roadsoda69420 Was a hell of a plug back then too

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Roady@roadsoda69420·15 Mar

@RuffScruffs Dude is a jack hammer

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Roady@roadsoda69420·15 Mar

Lime cucumber beats blue pow 4-1

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Scruff Ruffman@RuffScruffs·15 Mar

@roadsoda69420 not even bullshitting I had a buddy on my high school team who took 2 dabs and pounded one of these bad boys less than 10 minutes before a tournament and proceeded to shoot a 299 his first game

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