Joey Rhode

This is why I shouldn’t have a baby…

This was my first cloud in the Bluesky. So rest assured I will be raining stupidity down along the timeline. I’ll catch yall over there and I apologize in advance. bsky.app/profile/rufioj…

Creating a governmental agency for the sole purpose of promoting cryptocurrency and making money IN YOUR FACE has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I think it might be time to jump off this bird for real.

There’s a throwaway line in Batman Begins where a character named Flass is at a falafel cart & takes some of the vendor’s tip money. Vendor says “C’mon I have kids to feed” & Flass says “They don’t like falafel?” I’ve been thinking about the genius of that line for 20 years.

The Penguin is an absolutely incredible show.

I just realized in Lion King they made their food sing Circle of Life lol. Those lions were sadists.

Buttcheeks are not this close.

I didn’t know when I arrived back in this country that I’d be met with more horrifying news. Unplug this whole place from the wall.

@OldeDetroiter Serendipity is crazy like that

@RufioJones Coincidentally, I saw this yesterday. x.com/serial/status/…

Never even considered that.

The poster for Free Willy gives the whole movie away.

The quality difference between “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” and “Godzilla Minus One” reminds me of that with “Suicide Squad” and “The Suicide Squad”. The first is such an affront to the second, it needs to be pruned from the timeline.

@CocoaDoe I kinda don’t wanna return, but my kid is there lol.

@CocoaDoe That’s what I said when the clerk at this store in Iceland told me. That’s a wild way to find out my country super hates ladies.

A regular human lifespan does not seem like enough time to learn how to fly a plane. Pilots are extraordinary.

Finding an extra large egg in your large carton is like getting an onion ring in your fries.

Become legend, young boy

Rocco’s, y’all wild lol

@TheNoveliss VERY good

Green Poncho from Craig of the Creek🎃

You should watch this thing I made with @illingsworth primarily because no other rapper has used the word “fricassee” in a song before: