Bustom Loady

A woman with a watch? No thanks. I can tell my own time.

@noidedjester Wtf does anyone know if shes ok??

If I fail and end up a vegetable I’ll be so pissed

So what if my hypersexuality is a trauma response? Im tryna bust this nut.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Wait…how do we know hes wrong, already?

🚨 BREAKING: ‘Reacher’ star Alan Ritchson was spotted striking his neighbour multiple times in Nashville

Should I sue this company? I bought a pound cake and it only weighed 2 oz. Why is it called pound cake? Did somebody fuck my cake? Am I eating fucked cake?

Im not 100% on this but im pretty sure we should go back to thinking AIDS is gross. If only for nostalgia.

What if instead of YMCA it was YNCA …?

@Extrovert_hu Its never been a competition. They’re all beautiful.

Unpopular Opinion but An average Brown Girl looks hotter than the likes of overhyped Ana de armas or Sydney Sweeney etc.

One day you’ll be 35 and realize you’re in love with Chase Infinity and Sydney Sweeney…don’t say no. Or whatever.

Women always wanna tell people they got PCOS. Bitch, nobody wanna hear about your pussy pimples + beard. Gtfo

@TheBlueMoonJune The English urge to colonize 😂

Remembering the rumour of that pair of co-stars, who was left to their devices to film a love scene in private, and that it was so raw and raunchy that the tape will never see the light of day and they got in trouble for it...

Thinking about founding a political party called the Gay/Retard party, and while I am neither gay nor retarded (Im absolutely gay and retarded) my stance is: EVERYONE does gay retard shit regardless of sexual orientation or intellectual capacity, so we can say it and theres PB&Js

Lazy + fat = getting sandwich

A show called ManSlurrs and its like Manswers but its just me calling men different slurrs.

What if instead of Glockenspiel its Gluck & Spiel where a german gives you head and then talks your ear off

You call it “procrastinating”, I call it “reaching my goal wait”.

Trump signing bills ❌ Trump sucking Bill ✅

no thoughts, just sydney sweeney

@xEnoughSaidx That painting is beautiful 🫣

Bootyhole puckered like she wants a kiss

All I’m sayin’ is if Blueface exists, I should be able to be blackface.

Squid ink pasta = blackface macaroni