Rui Branco

FSD got tricked. 😂

People are leaving google reviews on the Fairmont Palm hotel in Dubai after the missile strike earlier today 😭😭😭

when you have the best toys but no one calls you to play the game

when you realize you’re only 1 claude tweet away from unemployment

@ibuildthecloud @AnthropicAI It’s new airport thing. Don’t need to announce.

Adios @AnthropicAI

@steipete @OpenAI @openclaw That's why the Codex > Opus conversation. Now makes sense.

I'm joining @OpenAI to bring agents to everyone. @OpenClaw is becoming a foundation: open, independent, and just getting started.🦞 steipete.me/posts/2026/ope…

Ok Claude, tell me how to capture the President of Venezuela without any of our guys dying. Make no mistakes.

Claude Code watching me write code manually

@glevycordeiro Votaste seguro e ainda reclamas que votaste seguro. Não fazes sntido nenhum. És o chamado Zé. És banal.

A Esquerda mais pequena de sempre elegeu um Presidente da República. Foi esta a “utilidade” de Ventura. Ventura não é líder da Direita. Ventura não é líder de coisa nenhuma a não ser do Chega.

@theluisribeiro Deste o sinal para comprar. Vou começar a seguir por essa razão. Continua… obrigado.

O esquema de pirâmide está a desabar.

this shit is frying me. 😭 @MattPRD @moltbook

when ai can’t solve your problem and you have to use your brain again

The Wall of the Chapel of Souls, Bolhão, Porto, Portugal

dev mfs thinking of a commit message be like:

Tesla literally sees the world and understands it like a human It knows which turns to take, navigates complex environments, and intelligently finds empty parking spots.....all on its own This feels straight out of science fiction, and there is no other car in the world doing this today

Spain destroyed more than 256 dams between 2021 and 2022, "to restore the natural course of rivers", in order to comply with European Union Agenda 2030. Now when there are floods in Spain, they blame "climate change" the past few years. 🤡

In France, students are given exams that are graded blind (not knowing which student took it) and exams graded by a teacher who knows who took the exam. The exams measure the same knowledge and abilities It turns out the boys are graded lower when the grader knows they are boys

🇵🇹 Formula 1 to return to Portugal in 2027 and 2028 Read more: corp.formula1.com/formula-1-to-r…

OFICIAL: Fórmula 1 volta a Portimão em 2027 e 2028! 🇵🇹

girl youtube is INSANE my gf sits here and watches 2 hours videos of chicks doing absolutely NOTHING no edits no cars just 120 minutes of yapping about NOTHING and doing their makeup and this shit has like 700k views