Rules Of Engagement

"My friends are going to make fun of something. They’re clever that way." #RulesofEngagement

"Mambo just ate a peanut out of my mouth!" #RulesofEngagement

"I wish they didn’t allow kids. The line at the water slide was crazy long." #RulesofEngagement

"I like to inherit my money, not earn it." #RulesofEngagement

"C’mon Jeff! You don’t have to read ALL the magazines." #RulesofEngagement

"I got you this! It’s a fertility idol." #RulesofEngagement

"Audrey, those dirty hippies dosed me." #RulesofEngagement

"Alright, well, the rug looks great!" #RulesofEngagement

"Once again I’m at happy hour. Being ignored." #RulesofEngagement

"I always cry at weddings!" #RulesofEngagement

"Wanna guess what else is up? I’m going commando and this silk is SUPER soft." #RulesofEngagement

"I can barely hear anything in this stupid dome." #RulesofEngagement

"Hello, Barbara." #RulesofEngagement