Ruminator_Mage

@Chinchillazllla He probably doesn’t, do go with that one

@TerriblyBland I betcha you’ll like this, cause who wouldn’t youtu.be/yHKb38-nl3U

hyperfixation check-in time: what song do you have playing on repeat right now?

@loveashbelle Not only is sealed super hard, but it has such high variance that I really try not to take bad results personally 😅 You know best how you played of course, I just know it’s the format where I need to remind myself finding success is definitely more of a marathon than a sprint

@drmistercody I appreciate the optimism of everyone saying MTG would just get dunked on but that’s not how these professional shit-smearers work. She’ll just throw out a word salad of buzzwords and lies and call it victory. Worse, people will believe her.

Marjorie should help pass it in the House so they can debate it in the Senate.

@TerriblyBland I put a match of Starcraft on so my mind doesn’t wander while I’m trying to sleep. It’s just enough that my mind vaguely sticks to it w/o it being like a show I like that I want to truly watch. I fall asleep to the sound of space marines getting dunked in acid, very relaxing 😌

do you have any bedtime rituals that you've come to truly enjoy, or that help you get to bed more quickly and consistently?

@Benignuman @JuliusGoat “But have you considered my feelings?” the man says from the roof of his flooded home

@JuliusGoat My point is that 7 > 4. And if you want convince people to work towards mitigating climate change, try to be more level-headed and less of a jerk about it.

1) so your point is a swing of 3 degrees makes a huge difference 2) long loud fart sound 3) longer, louder fart sound, different from the first one

@biggestjoel Yooo my mom also smokes Virginia slims, and I clearly remember her lighting up in the smoking section when I was young. Doesn’t sound like as transcendent of an experience as watching your mom do it, but I can begin to imagine.

Watching my mom light up a virginia slim inside a restaurant is truly the most regal of experiences. You’re all being robbed

It’s weird that I’m 25 and still remember restaurants having smoking sections. Like was I born in 1955?? What restaurant in 2006 had a smokers section, what happened there

@jaklacroix @PhilipDBunn Doesn’t make it ‘good’ though, I can do that with virtually any piece you put in front of me. That’s just the human mind. Idk, maybe that’s the point?

@jaklacroix @PhilipDBunn I can inject meaning and beauty into anything. For example, looking at this I like imagining what must have been going through the artists mind. The deliberation as they selected the exact shades. What they might have felt while moving the brush. It makes me feel something, sure.

Someone explain to me why Mark Rothko paintings are good. Please help me. These things are definitionally childish, what am I missing???

@GarlicCorgi I mean both of these tweets describe me but I’m not sure I have the hubris to extrapolate that to an entire neurodivergent population.

Lol

@moonIightjins @felinaecho If it makes you feel better this was pretty funny

@felinaecho am i the only one with trauma that doesn’t have a personality

oh you're both pretty AND nice?? sorry about your teenage years lol congrats on the glow up tho

@katrielhamilton @moonIightjins It has taken me a long time to learn how to be a person

@Breathe_easyy_ @NateIsBack2 Sounds like you went out with an alien impersonating a man. Did his skin suit have a zipper up the back?

@NateIsBack2 Went to get wings with a man that was taking all of the chicken off the bone with his hand, balling it up, and then shoving it in his mouth. Man ordered like 30 wings... with the bone...............

What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?

@spooknine @NateIsBack2 I had a snake for a while, I fed it a live mouse one (1) time. Never again, didn’t have the heart (and it ate the pre-frozen ones just fine)

@NateIsBack2 Dated a girl who owned a python. One time she asked me to take her to the pet store where she bought a couple white mice, smashed them against the ground, then fed the dying mice to the snake. Cause it was too lazy to eat them if they were uninjured. That was about it for us.

4 years ago, and I still haven’t heard a peep.

@EtsamaruTsubaki @KelgoreTrout Thanks for the tip, I appreciate it, however we’ve ran it for like... 15 hours or something like that at this point. Tried lemon and vinegar, washing it real good. Doesn’t seem to be going anywhere unfortunately

@RuminatorM @KelgoreTrout That seems to happen to all the air fryers. It says you need to run it empty a few times to burn off the chemicals I believe.

@Gangof4raisins @RebelliousPhase @allahliker What a good description

Sleeping Dogs may well be the greatest open world game in history

I wanted to write this to answer all ppl asking me if there are any prizes for being on top of the leaderboard/why I care about league 5-0s:

@emmmzyne U/B Faeries pre-Bitterblossom, when it was still ‘tier 2’. It was tricksey and fun while still being powerful, I loved it!