Michael Myers

The face I make when I'm hiding under a victims bed and i get a text from @JasonLVoorhees saying "lol I'm on the other side of the bed"

It's September.. that means October is... brb gotta go to the hardware store quick.

PSA: Haddonfield isn't having its annual walk for life this year due to the amount of fatalities last year. I personally apologize for that

Heres a cool mirror pic I took last night in my neighbors room right before I sta.... nvm

Uh.. if anyone sees a 16 inch kitchen knife laying around (potentially in someone's back) please let me know, I lost it last night.

If you haven't yet, check out @DeadByBHVR killer DLC featuring yours truly. Creep in real everyone.

@SuperG3NTHD @JasonLVoorhees No such thing as shade between Jason and I. He once threw a machete in my arm because I didn't close the door. Best friends ever since.

Killer collection. Replace the mighty ducks mask with one of mine though. twitter.com/jeffturner5/st…

Anyone know where I could get a big freezer? I'm stalking up on Halloween decorations and my main freezer is full.. thanks.

The face you make when you find a victim hiding in the closet

Thank you's to all 7,000 of you maniacs for following me on here. Creep'n it real 🎃🔪

The face I make when a person walks in their room and I haven't found a place to hide yet

@JasonLVoorhees yo, are we still going to the Haddionfield fair tonight? There's so many drunk people we could slaught.... you know, text me

Not a whole lot more uncomfortable than a wedgie In a jumpsuit. . . Well maybe a knife in the sternum, but still.

PSA: I am not welcome at Comic Con this year due to last years "incident" with the other vendors, I apologize for any inconvenience.

My Top 5 movies of all time. 1. Halloween 2. Friday the 13th Part 3 3. Nightmare on elm street 4. Space Jam 5. Scream 2

@CliftonTG @Halloweenmovies Doorway in the nursery duuuh

Itsss hump day! Unless you're at Crystal Lake.. highllllllyyyyyy recommend you don't hump there.. @JasonLVoorhees doesn't like it.. at all.

I'm often asked if the boogeyman is afraid of anything, and that answer is yes. . . Elephants. . . Why do you think I live in Illinois.

I'm at crystal lake but it's pretty dead after the 4th of July.. seriously there's like 100+ bodies, @JasonLVoorhees is incredible