Worlds Okayest Runner

My emotional roller coaster has expanded into an emotional amusement park.

@LoveRetroBTW I can hear this picture.

What's one of your earliest memories of playing a video game for the first time?

@Ore_Dear At least nobody died.

We need to stop calling these 'accidents.' This was a choice. She traded everything for a 3 second notification. Reality doesn’t care about your excuses.

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K You can't have a rational conversation with a BT-1000, that was his 1st mistake.

This is why we hate going to movie theaters

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

@akafaceUS I used to drink 3-4 a day, it's been about 4 months. Quit cold turkey. Didnt think it was possible.

I recommend that nobody drinks energy drinks anymore.

Congratulations to Vigo the Carpathian for taking home an Oscar!

@perseverare1776 The only time I dont tip is when I am picking up my own food or the self check out wants me to round my transactions up for some charity that probably never gets the money anyway.

What would you do in the situation? You order a burrito and have it delivered by DoorDash. The driver shows up, leaves the food and walks away. Then, when she sees you didn’t leave a tip she goes back and grabs the food off of your front step. 😲 She tells you that because you didn’t tip you don’t deserve the food. Was she right or did she overreact? Is tipping necessary ?

@80sWrestling_ One of the best tag teams ever

Any Midnight Express fans out there?

David Lynch losing it when a script supervisor says a scene is “too long.”

@RealEmirHan Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves

Which movie scene is musically scored perfectly? I’ll start:

@HustleBitch_ Maybe someone will buy it on eBay.

🚨 THE MCDONALD’S CEO DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS: WOMAN OPENS 24-YEAR-OLD MCDONALD’S "PRODUCTS" — THEY STILL HAVEN’T ROTTED A woman says she bought a McDonald’s meal in 1996 and kept it sealed in a box in her closet. First she shows the fries. Weirdly preserved. Then she opens the burger. No mold. No rot. No real decay. The whole thing is basically frozen in time. Real food is supposed to break down. Real food is supposed to rot. This doesn't. So if this “food” can sit in a box for 24 years and still look the same… what the hell are they actually serving people?

@TaraBull Dude looks like David Koresh

Rough first date

We're saddened to report that actress Jennifer Runyon has passed away at the age of 65. In Ghostbusters, Runyon appeared as the female student participating in Dr. Peter Venkman’s ESP test, with other notable credits including Charles in Charge, Up the Creek, and A Very Brady Christmas.

@HunterBVideo Thought it was just me

Anyone else having audio sync issues with The Last Drive-In tonight? #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

You think kids today are stressed? We played stress.

Two hardest things right now: Numero uno, knowing it might be a while before Joe Bob finds a new home on another service. Numero two-o… making the heart-wrenching decision to say goodbye to my cat tomorrow. #TheLastDriveIn #thedriveinwillneverdie #horrorfam #MutantFam #shudder

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The energy tonight... #TheLastDriveIn

@Frozenf00d I will be able to see them without staying subscribed.

@RunSnackRepeat JSYK - there’s four more specials. Don’t know if you caught that so you might not want to cancel…yet. I am canceling the day after the Christmas show more than likely.

Bye bye Shudder. #TheLastDriveIn #thedriveinwillneverdie #joebobbriggs #DarcytheMailGirl #HorrorFam #MutantFam #shudder

The lights are still on. They're gonna stay on. The sign is on. The projector shines. The TVs glow. Because "it" won't do the thing I'm not even gonna say. Cheers to all the mutants! @therealjoebob @kinky_horror @SetDarcyFree @badtechno @RadioParfait #thelastdrivein