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@nefariousgiggle @Jayburned Don’t threaten me with a good time pal

@RunThatTrain117 @Jayburned just let me nut in you 💔

How the fuck do teenagers get their hands on drugs it confuses me.

@tinyrowlet I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the accessible toilets, everywhere has them and they’re not gender exclusive

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

@BoonYdiEnwFi Danish - Vindue Norwegian - Vindu Don’t forget the influence that the Viking invasion of England had on the changes in our language

Latin - fenestra French - fenêtre Spanish - ventana Italian - finestra German - fenster Welsh - ffenest English - window Yet the Welsh is the British language being targeted and mocked for being “pointless”. You’ll find as languages go, English is the one that makes least sense

@otokyo__ Albanians

@nefariousgiggle @Jayburned Can’t even spell sufficiently right, what a goon 🤣

@RunThatTrain117 @Jayburned you were born suffeciently retarded

@nylawho1 Yeah we do

Do British people still say “thick” like as in dumb or

@harperwyntr I’m more raging about the fruitella, everyone knows fruitella is a badman sweet

surely gotta be rage bait because who the fuck is eating candy kittens but puts mini eggs at the bottom ??????

@greg16676935420 Yeah, anyone with basic cad knowledge could replicate your key and enter your home

Wait can you break into someone’s house with a picture of their uncensored key?

@Emp4thchan That’s race mixing

We make a cute couple don’t lie He can watch on the cuck chair as I torture dysgenic dwarf men

@CobarGamers @Hania16836 Read the post again pal

@Hania16836 Necking. Nearing. Narrowing. Netting. Naysaying. neutering. Newscasting. Newswriting. Noisemaking. Nondrinking. Nonplussing. Nightriding. Nontrading. Nonreducing. Yeah NO words in the English language start with N and end with G. FFS!

@Hania16836 Correct you are

@torcargail I’d love to learn the language, but the fact letters make different sounds it what throws me off, like how does Tiocfaidh ár lá sound like chucky ar la, confusing asl

Irish is harder than other languages and that difficulty is an obstacle in its revival. Its really unserious and annoying how a lot of activists pretend this isn't the case. You should be proud of yourself if you know any Irish at all, and keep learning.

@emmaxluvscoke Ahh you ain’t had a shit for a while? Yeah that happens lad

Been on codeine these past days but why did no one warn me about the side effects

@PatterKayleigh My kind of woman 😮‍💨

Shocker

@AndyX27_ @wydmara Then you have a problem when it’s unloaded

@wydmara ¿Pero qué pasa si compensamos con el peso del otro lado?

algún físico que me explique por qué esto no funcionaría

@IsabellaScar2 Surely it can’t be that limited, and if it’s a pharmaceutical product how are people getting their hands on it without a prescription? Can you not just add cornflour to a bottle of water? Am I just stupid?

Oh my gosh when are y’all going to learn that thick water is for DISABLED folks who struggle to swallow, it’s not for y’all to buy, make fun of, and throw away after 1 taste. Thick water is expensive and the supply is VERY limited.

@priest_099 Alcohol and nicotine

Name an addiction that society has fully normalized.

@hirofusagi Gym, work, shaggin

@7ftbirdieputt @xenvuen Yeah man my books were always blue from what I remember

@xenvuen correct answer: math is blue.

@xenvuen Blue