Teddy Brewski

Feeling as #washed as one can possibly be: 1. Sophomore Spring 2. Senior Spring 3. Junior Spring 4. Senior Fall 5. Junior Fall 6. Freshman Spring 7. Sophomore Fall 8. Freshman Fall

@fr0stydavis Finals week mateer

24 hour fast to cleanse my body of the booze and junk I put in it this weekend. How did I break it? With 2 Coors light drafts of course. #Buzzing #Monday

@T_Benderson_32 How do i make my like worth 10x

10 likes and ill run this twerp over

My #Prick hurts.

Bittersweet. TB is ready to attack the night.

@archeratkinson Why does it feel so right and so wrong at the same time Arch

Last class ever in the books

Class presentation at 3:00 on a Thursday, does prof not know it’s 63° outside and I have bapple in my fridge? Anyway here’s my mock draft:

We are so fucking back

I love doing keg stands

@fr0stydavis Kinda wanna **** her

@RunTheBall420 Another auntie file?

Auntie musta had a miscarriage, worst service one could possibly provide ever for kids #iykyk

Bean hit shortly after this tweet, Teddy had a fantastic night

Bean not hitting ig i’m just gonna have to continue the heavy buzz #WeGoNow

War is over

Eric Reibe = Adolf Hitler

Somebody must’ve put something in one of my six rum and cokes at the bar last night, I can’t move.

This is #March

@Whopperx2 Retweet Whopp

#rape #nuke #abolish and everything else spray tan/self tanner, she won’t let me hit because that takes priority and it smells worse than dogshit