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Word of the Day is ‘swullocking’: swelteringly, stiflingly hot. From 19th-century East Anglian dialect.

@Stevemca66 @Artemisfornow Personally, I think that if you're given the vote at 16, can join the army at 16, can marry at 16, etc., you become an adult at 16. Can't have things both ways...

@Artemisfornow 16 year olds to get to vote though yeah? 🤯🤯 they have no strategy. Just fumble around decisions day by day 😂

Oh great … Lammy wants criminals under the age of 25 to be treated as CHILDREN. So if a 24 year old sexually assaults someone, it’s because they are just a child and didn’t know any better. This is going to work out so well isn’t it? Utterly bonkers 🤡

@northernfella79 🤣🤣🤣

@Run_Dolly_Run It’s hard to tell tbh !

Are Everton even trying??? 🤔 🙄

One final Anfield record for Mo Salah 👑 The Liverpool forward has broken Steven Gerrard’s assist record for the club in the Premier League in his final game at Anfield.

West Ham doing their bit - Come on, @Everton - surely two unanswered goals is not beyond you!

Can't trust Everton to do anything right... 🙄

@shaun_running @deanrmarsh Everton and West Ham need to up their game in the second half...

@deanrmarsh Everyone wants spurs down. So that will happen

THIS IS IT!!!! "FORTUNNNNNNES ALWAYS HIDING" Jesus the nerves have kicked in now 🤢 CHEERS!!! ⚒️

@hawkwoodfan @richardosman Watford...

@richardosman West ham, West Brom, wolves, wigan, any others?

Your reminder that if West Ham are relegated today, then next season will be the first season in the entire 138-year history of the English top flight without a team beginning with the letter W.

@richardosman All the more reason to want Spurs to drop through the trapdoor then...

@TomSaintsFC 🤣🤣🤣 The "whole football world" - you ain't reading the room, mate... I strongly suspect that the #EFL aren't finished with Southampton yet. A greater points deduction, or possibly demotion, on its way. Fun times... (Not a Boro fan, before you throw yesterday's result back)

I like the whole football world & every saints fan, really hope justice is served today & Hull beat the scummy, vile, crybaby theives, who frankly can go fuck themselves! And then next season we can give then the welcome they deserve at st marys! 🐯 #HCAFC #SaintsFC #boro

If Slot doesn't start Salah at the weekend it will definitely be his last game in charge @LFC. The fans will never, ever forgive him... bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@CraigStoddart_ Eckert knows where the bodies are buried (how many other times Southampton breached the rules, etc.). Sack him, and he might fess all, resulting in a greater points deduction for the Sinners...

Not sure what Southampton are waiting for. First step in rebuilding their reputation is sacking Eckert.

@northernfella79 @GrumpyOldRick 🤣🤣🤣 People need correcting 🤣🤣🤣

@Run_Dolly_Run @GrumpyOldRick Have to ask how many copy and pastes of this have you done since the correct verdict 😂😂😂

What a farce the Championship play off final (which I won't be watching) has become. Whoever wins will never really know if they would have beaten Southampton. Maybe Middlesborough & the Saints should have played their home & away ties again & Southampton pay a whopping fine .

@MattAshley1 It's simple really. Southampton breached the rules of a knock-out competition. Where this occurs the team forfeit the tie and the opposition, who are the injured party, are awarded a walkover, progressing to the next round. Lots of precedent for this in the English game.

I can't be the only who has noticed that all the ex pros, managers, coaches, chairmen etc. Think our punishment is way too harsh yet all the football journalists (the ones who were probably picked last at footy as kids cos they were crap) are all praising it... #Saintsfc

@elsathora It's simple really. Southampton breached the rules of a knock-out competition. Where this occurs the team forfeit the tie and the opposition, who are the injured party, are awarded a walkover, progressing to the next round. Lots of precedent for this in the English game.

I’ve put together a team of the best lawyers in the world EFL rules state the Championship Play Off final is between the two winning semi-finalists Hull City are a winning semi-finalist Middlesbrough are not The only lawful outcome is Hull City’s automatic promotion

@OfSelina @henrywinter Your lack of comprehension of the laws of the game is genuinely stunning. Perhaps you're better off just not commenting...

@Run_Dolly_Run @henrywinter Thanks for agreeing they didn’t cheat in the actual two games of football Just weird that the losing side gets to go to the final

Jeepers, peepers, Southampton lose appeal. Correct decision. Cheating is cheating. Hull City will play Middlesbrough in Saturday’s Championship play-off final at 3.30pm at Wembley. Time for some contrition and reflection at St Mary’s. Time for reimbursing their fans and rebuilding their damaged reputation. Must be doubts over Tonda Eckert’s job now.

@lennythepen It's simple really. Southampton breached the rules of a knock-out competition. Where this occurs the team forfeit that tie and the opposition, who are the injured party, are awarded a walkover, progressing to the next round. Lots of precedent for this in the English game.

I don't know why Millwall and Middlesbrough aren't playing to see who faces Hull 🤷🏻‍♂️ Why do Middlesbrough get a bye? 🤔 Millwall lost and Middlesbrough lost. Or let Hull go through and have Millwall vs Boro final 🤷🏻‍♂️

@NUFCTOON1892 @Mrjamieohara1 The four point deduction is the punishment for the two league infractions against Oxford and Ipswich that have been considered, so Middlesbrough aren't the only team to benefit.

@Mrjamieohara1 Other teams were spied on, why should Boro be the only team to benefit from the disciplinary action.🤷‍♀️

Hull should just be promoted to the premier league it’s an absolute farce, boro lost simple as that you can’t then be put into a final, you lost because you couldn’t score, if hull lose the final they should sue the EFL. Absolute shambles