Rural Vol

@SnubbyMedfield You’re at least 15% bodyfat

@RuralVol I am. And you’re fat and raising two fat fuck kids 😭

Sitting with my two sons eating a digiornos. These are special moments. I hope they know how much I love them. I also hope they know there’s nothing they could do to make me as happy as Tennessee making the college football playoffs would.

@SnubbyMedfield Serious question, do you consider yourself lean?

@RuralVol You don’t even know what a warmup weight is fat fuck

@Jon__Reed Most people don’t understand where the running shoe market is. These are on trend.

I keep going back and forth on these. First thought was that they were hideous. I think now I’m okay with them?

@Taheen_A_C_Vols Bingo

@RuralVol Same, that’ll be about the time I’ll need new jogging shoes!

I’m gonna get an absolute steal on these in a few months.

@DrTruth__ @AndyJMacc I’m not spending $165 on shoes unless I’m getting a proper fitting regardless.

@RuralVol @AndyJMacc Buddy what the hell are you talking about? 🤣🤣

With Adidas, simple is best. For example sambas. People would have lined up for those. Most of the time adidas does too much. The grey on these ruins the whole shoe. Not surprised

@dtdefriese @AndyJMacc You get it

@RuralVol @AndyJMacc I like these but I’m also a sucker for a good running shoe and the EVOs are exactly that.

@AndyJMacc The aesthetic is on trend. Go the shoe stores now and things aren’t as “clean” as they were a few years ago. Everything is busier internationally.

@RuralVol My critique is purely aesthetic. I’m sure they’re comfortable. Ideally for $160 you’d get both good aesthetic & comfort

@AndyJMacc I’m not a sneaker head. So I look at the function over form. These are really popular running shoes. I’d wear them for that reason.

@RuralVol The last Nike Pegasus were great. The rest weren’t. These are the worst we’ve ever had though. Take the grey out & they’re perfectly fine

@Vol_Equipment @VolFBRecruiting I love these

Stepping into a new season \\\ Adizero Evo SL Exo x Tennessee

@Volgirl_1 Exactly

@RuralVol So you think they will release some Gmac propaganda footage to make us think this is a real quarterback competition

I can’t wait for half the fanbase to get head faked by the media department releasing clips of GMac throwing dimes

@SnubbyMedfield These are my warmup weights

@RuralVol Starting them off young and healthy with a bunch of shit food 👍🏼 so they can grow up to be fat as fuck like dad. Good job

@SnorkelVol That’s chill af

No Vacancy 🎶

@acpa_foster Yeah the issue is him homie

@RuralVol DeBoer did not appear too confident at SEC Media Days - that may be a sign of issues with Bama football.

The Alabama losing streak in Neyland will continue. That’s a 🔒

@utluke Runneth my moutheth I musteth

@RuralVol Please don’t run thy mouth.

@ESisson7 Notre Dame facilities are incredible.

That weight room is immaculate

Not enough orange in the crowd though