Paul Landry

@politicalham @JasonOnTheDrums @JeffreyRWRath The diabetes diatribe

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. @JeffreyRWRath is a lawyer? Has anyone actually seen his law degree?

@kateesackhoff Pretty godsdamn cool

In honor of finishing Season 1 of my first BSG watch… I climbed back into the flight suit. Good news: it still fits. Bad news: the texture now feels like a handshake from a skinwalker. 😭😂🚀🌟 watch full episodes on our Patreon page Furthermore, If you notice the holes in my socks I used the oldest grossest socks I could find to throw away right after….there was no saving my undergarments after this! 🤣 #bsg

@JDVance 😂😂😂😂

There’s a reason President Trump is respected by world leaders, and it’s because he’s consistently shown a level of strength that we haven’t seen from our Commander in Chief in modern history.

@gothburz @morgfair Ramping corruption?

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son. Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman. In a personal capacity. I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term. We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship." On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask. My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team. My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall. My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants. I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile. My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway. My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification." My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years. Let me do the math my father never did. Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours. Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment. But here is the part that makes me proud. We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee. Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything. In a personal capacity. On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them. He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million. I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason. In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

@SecWar Who are your enemies? Greenland, Canada, Iran (who you bombed the shit out of) Panama, Venezuela, Cuba, Mexico?

The $1.5 trillion investment is a GENERATIONAL DOWN PAYMENT on America’s national defense. This investment guarantees the United States maintains overwhelming strength and unmatched deterrence against any adversary for generations to come.

@gothburz @SecWar 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

YES. A DOWN PAYMENT. Thank you. I've been trying to explain this to my mortgage broker for three weeks and he keeps saying "that's not what that means" and I keep saying it's EXACTLY what that means. A down payment means there's a principal. $1.5 trillion is 20% down on a $7.5 trillion obligation. I don't remember attending the closing. I don't remember signing. I asked my broker to pull the title history on American deterrence and he said "please stop coming here." I am a customer. I have questions about my loan. I went to the Lockheed Martin office in Arlington. The lobby has a globe. I sat in the lobby for four hours with a manila folder that said "RE: MY MORTGAGE" in Sharpie. A security guard named Phil asked what I was there for. I said I'd like to see the amortization schedule for my deterrence. He said that's not a thing. I showed him the tweet. I said the Secretary of War called it a down payment. Phil looked at the tweet. Phil looked at me. Phil said "sir, this is a defense contractor." I said yes. You're the lender. I'm the borrower. Where's my paperwork. Phil called someone. A woman came down. She had a lanyard that said VISITOR RELATIONS. She asked what I needed. I said I'd like to refinance. She said refinance what. I said my national security mortgage. She said there's no such product. I said there's no such product that I CONSENTED TO and yet the payments keep coming out. She offered me a bottle of water. I took it. I'm not unreasonable. I've been back three times. Phil knows my name now. Phil has started saying "the amortization guy is here" into his radio before I reach the desk. I don't think that's professional but I understand Phil is in a difficult position. Phil is also making payments on this mortgage. Phil just doesn't know he's making them to his own employer. I haven't told Phil this yet. I'm waiting for the right moment. I have a pamphlet I made at FedEx. It has Phil's estimated lifetime contribution broken down by weapons system. I laminated it. The woman from VISITOR RELATIONS sent me a form email. It said "Thank you for your interest in Lockheed Martin. We are unable to process personal financial inquiries at this time." I wrote back. I said this isn't a personal financial inquiry. This is a $7.5 trillion obligation distributed across 330 million co-signers, none of whom attended the closing. She has not responded. I've followed up nine times. The tenth email will include the pamphlet. My actual mortgage broker — the one for my house — called me last week. He said a man from Lockheed Martin's legal department contacted him asking if I was a client. My broker said yes. The man asked if I was "financially stable." My broker said "he keeps asking me to calculate the APR on deterrence." The man said thank you and hung up. My broker asked me to find a new broker. I said I understand. I said Phil sends his regards. My broker said "who's Phil." I said he'll know soon. The term is 30 years. Generational. I intend to be current on my obligations. I just want to see the paperwork.

@SecWar Next is ‘Operation Anal Fissures’

@robertdunlap947 Two weeks

If everyone can just HOLD ON for, at most a month more, the world will be a safer place FOR DECADES TO COME🫨! Not to mention gas prices are going to be LOWER THAN THEY HAVE BEEN IN DECADES😲! You know the term, “no pain, no gain?” We are in the pain part so just keep walking👊

@RichardERoeper And whacking bottoms of freshmen

Here's your reminder that long before Cole Hauser was tearing it up as Rip in the "Yellowstone" universe, he was the Fourth Guy in the Car in "Good Will Hunting."

@layxsnv Pancakes?

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

@RobertPicardo @AmaWaterways

Surprised that Pacheca Vineyard in Portugal has a #Stargate [@AmaWaterways cruise on the Duoro River] .

@CalltoActivism Looks like he stuffed his whole face into the Cheezies bag.

OMG!!! Trump just EXPLODED at a female reporter for asking him about his sudden request from Congress for DOUBLE the amount for his ballroom. "I doubled the size of it, you DUMB PERSON. I doubled it. You're not a smart person." Holy hell.

@BenStiller Introducing Rush

Miss this man. 💙

@RushHistory2112 For one dollar 😂🤭

On May 13, 1976, Rush played with Pete Texas at Ferris State College in Big Rapids, Michigan 🇺🇸 for the 2112 tour.

@ThatEricAlper He could have taken Matt Rock’s name.

Neil Peart before he became the one of the greatest drummers of all time, 1974

@TheMekon_Venus Data’s Daleks

This needs a caption.

@tschrack Close Encounters 2 script

Guess what’s under his arm? x.com/tschrack/statu…

@EricLDaugh Not true Majority of Alberta’s signed the Forever Canada petition

🚨 WOW! Alberta, Canada secessionists say they’ve SUBMITTED enough signatures to trigger a vote to leave Canada It must now be approved to come to a final vote THIS IS HUGE! These patriots deserve to be liberated from the leftists 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Alberta is the MOST conservative province. I wouldn’t mind them becoming the 51st or 52nd state after this 🔥

@CraigBaird He was lookin for a place to happen.

On this day in 1534, Jacques Cartier reached Newfoundland and began to sail around the Atlantic Coast. He eventually reached Prince Edward Island and New Brunswick. In the Magdalen Islands, his crew killed 1,000 birds for food and traded with the Mi'kmaq.

@The_Elite_Lib 😃😃😃👍👍👍

I made and tested this Magic Eye on some Alberta separatists… for some reason they literally can’t see it. None of them. Cross your eyes and RT if it works for you. 😉 #abpoli #cdnpoli