Russ

If I buy any more cut price easter eggs I'm going to have to pretend I work in an orphanage.

Honestly I feel so lucky to exist at the same time as croissants. I'm not sure it'd all be worth it, if it wasn't for them. 🥐

#traitorsuk #traitors

New phone background #TheTraitorsUK

I just wonder if the sad I'd be without #TheAshes would be less than the sad I get from watching it. It's done, we can now grieve, we can move on.

I always forget that Ron Perlman and Christopher Lee are in Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow. Fine film....

Did Craig just refer to the England bench as Pom Squad? #engvsnz #Rugby

Does anyone else when doing particularly badly at University Challenge questions just have the urge to shout NERDS! at the screen...

I think professional cycling is the only time in life currently that when you see a rainbow 🌈 appear behind you, you just think "oh bugger" #ILombardia #tadejpogacar

The Dickture disc. A thing of beauty and wonder.

Sometimes the best thing about wearing contact lenses rather than glasses is that you can put a pencil behind your ear.

At #Wimbledon what are we calling the hill these days? Can't be calling it Murray Mount still. Raducanu Ridge? Norrie's Nevis?

The WEC is my preferred top level Motorsport right now, I've slacked of F1 completely. The hypercar class is just cool.

Metronomy's English Riviera?

If there isn't a bar a @glastonbury called the Green Two Bar Club then they're missing a trick #Glasto

...and it's already depressing me Oh Crawley

A perfect picture!

This is a lot of fun, also before this on the same channel is The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires which if you need a Kung Fu vampire film (who doesn't) this is a treat.

If no one does the cat from Dick n' Dom tonight on #potterythowdown I'll be very upset.

How can you increase a subscription plan over night from £6.99 to £31 that is bloody rude, I hope some people will have some discussions about this because Discovery, this is an abomination. #eurosport