Russ Peers

I narrated the Emmy nominated ‘For The Love Kitchens’ l. You can watch it on @magnolianetwork on @discoveryplus It follows the incredible team @devolkitchens As soon as you see their kitchens you will be desperate for one in your place.

The only thing that could save the #Paris2024 #openingceremony is if they set light to the Eiffel Tower.

I think the #Paris2024 opening ceremony was planned by a committee that never met.

My favourite time of year. At @Wimbledon today we get to watch the men’s semis. #Wimbledon

@RealDysonator SAMESIES!

I like my peanuts like I like my men

@McCons @autocar Nice dinner. See they’re still pushing Autocar Business with all the stories you can get elsewhere for free.

Tonight’s ⁦@autocar⁩ dinner #autocarawards

@NoContextBrits Liberace and Justin Timberlake.

Name this duo. Wrong answers only.

@RealDysonator I don’t understand ‘save for later’. Is it one of those German phrases that means something like ‘absolute amateur eater’?

Was ist das life-hack??? #SocialAmmo

@adam_hopkins @Channel4 @storyfilms_tv Got it series linked. Looking forward to it.

@Halcruttenden I do far too many snarts these days.

I just coughed and it made me fart. Is this the future now? #ageing

@athenakugblenu From what everyone’s told me about it after watching it I’d just ask ‘why am I watching 3 Body Problems?’

Why am I watching 3 Body Problem and siding with the aliens??

@mekarentaylor Yeah with an awful shelving unit surrounding it.

If you eat a Charlie Bigham's readymeal while having another one in the fridge, you're a Bighamist

Sharon and Louis are like the Thursday Murder Club on diazepam @bbuk #CBBUK

Sharon and Louis @bbuk

@athenakugblenu Applauds

@RussPeers If 'touching cloth' was a posture

When you’ve got diarrhoea incoming but you can’t run cos that’ll unleash hell.

@RealDysonator @pactcoffee Lovely guy, Mike. Great guy. Everyone in the office loves him. Real team player.

Yeah, thanks for sending the coffee @pactcoffee 🤔

@Beathhigh Torville & Dean

Title of my next novel will be revealed soon. Anyone want to play a game? Prize for the first person to get it right (or nearest guess)…

@GBMofficial @AHRestaurants Always thought Adam would make a good veteran.

I spy 🕵️ a new veteran @AHRestaurants #GreatBritishMenu

Hi @SamsungUK why does my telly seem to hate Prince Harry?