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@CleGuardians Finally a post I can read without standing on my head.

Happy Hunter Lawrence day.

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Not enough talk about Carlton being 1-7 with every best 23 player available

@Lou_1511 Ok. But what if it’s me 😬?

🤣🤣

I know it's just west coast but I can't see us losing another game

@saniyafatma1278 “I’m just a teenage dirtbag baby like you.

That one line that makes the song legendary

@Demeter_Erinia Nah.😬

Just curious... Is anyone on X actually over 50?

@Sykodelic_ Yep. Been through that exact process too many times to keep track. It got to the point that each time we were expecting another failure. Perseverance though. Now have 4 sons.

Had some shit news this week chads… And haven’t been that active because of it. Wife lost the baby… no idea why. Was fine at 8.5 weeks and 10 weeks, then 13 weeks no heartbeat. Down bad ngl. Anyone else been through this? And was it ok the next time?

A guy walks into a new bar and orders a drink. He notices a large 5-gallon glass bottle at the end of the bar and it’s stuffed with $10 bills. He asks the bartender what the story is behind the jar full of money. The bartender fills him in. “Oh that’s for a running bet we have here. If you put $10 in the jar and can complete three tasks, you get all the money.” The fella is intrigued and asks, “So what are the three tasks?” “Sorry pal,” says the bartender, “you have to put the money in before I can tell you what the tasks are.” The guy thinks for a second, shrugs his shoulders and says to himself, it’s only $10, why not give it a try. So he puts in his $10 and asks the bartender what the three tasks are. Well the first one is you have to drink a quart of vodka straight down with no tears and you can’t throw up. The second task has to do with Clyde. He’s the alligator in the back. He has a bad tooth and you have to pull it. The guy begins to cringe in an anticipation of what the third task could possibly be Your third task concerns old Sadie. She’s a lady of the evening and lives upstairs and is over 90 years old. She hasn’t “been” with anyone for over 50 years so you have to make love to her. After careful consideration the guy steels his strength and says, “Ok, give me the vodka.” He grabs the bottle and drinks it down in one continuous gulp after another. As he finishes the bottle he begins to quiver and his eyes get misty, but not a tear falls. After the successful completion of the first task they point him to the back door to take care of Clyde the alligator. When he goes out back they hear an awful commotion, yelling, screaming, bodies thumping the ground, it’s terrible. After a few minutes they’re surprised to see the guy come back through the door. He’s bloody from head to foot with cuts and scratches all over his body and he’s completely exhausted. After a few deep breaths he says, “Ok, now show me where the old prostitute is with the bad tooth.”

This girl cracks me up with her skits

@Lou_1511 Does he now have an improved opinion of you?

@Lou_1511 Hahaha. It’s good for the client to see the real you. He’ll love you for it as we all do. I’m working with a client at Calder Park drags tonight so missing the game altogether. It should be a good night though.

Well my client and his wife are in for a treat it’s my day/night shift and we’re going to watch the game tonight . I’ll have to watch the “cunt” word tonight 😂😂 I’m sure it will slip out at some stage 😂

How good is this!!

I left last night feeling reasonably good about how things panned out. Putting the umps aside we showed glimpses of what will be. Sam #22 is the real thing. Sam C + Sam L + Sam G + Taj + Seth that’s a 👌. 💪🐯

@GigafailOnline @h8ilee I concur

@h8ilee We really arnt dude, we are awful hideous creatures Well.. i am Awful Not hideous

@Sykodelic_ Or Sykette for short.

My Baby girl is due in November. And the prophecy is that Bitcoin will be hitting a new ATH on the day of her birth... I will call her Bitte Cornelia Newhighseus Syko. What do you think guys? Is the prophecy gonna come true?

@Sykodelic_ Woo hoo!!

I just found out I'm having a baby girl. Syko gonna be a girl dad. Bullish on having a kids! Wish me luck everyone 😅