Rustyfetus

Upsetting pilots one missile at a time. #Battlefield6

@OrdinaryGamers You don’t doom scroll on discord like the other apps are designed for

If they really cared about kids why is discord an exception?

@lukecaverns The only reason we aren’t Mongolians is because horses can’t swim…

The only reason North America is an English speaking continent is because disease wiped out 90% of the Native population. Without that, Europeans would’ve had no chance of conquering the entire continent—no matter the initial technological advantage. There were too many natives who were just as intelligent as the Europeans—but they knew the land. They would’ve stolen European equipment & evened the odds within a century. Zero chance Europeans could’ve conquered this continent without the advantage of disease.

@OwenShroyer1776 Wouldn’t that angled wing tip create a large radar signal?

How did China get our military tech?

@barely_th3re How dare you say “white” it’s persons of no colour. Thanks in advance for accommodating my vocabulary needs.

i dont think this is a chicago thing - theres a certain genre of white man who always wears gym shorts and a tee no matter what the weather

@earthcurated Giant snow cock

You wake up tomorrow and this is the first thing you see. What’s the very first thing you do?

@WifeFinance So women are objects that can be bought?

If you want a top 1% girlfriend? But you make less than top 1% income? You cannot afford a top 1% girlfriend. Do you agree?

@FuddBusters You got roasted

The dude selling used office furniture on Facebook marketplace told me to humble myself. (He was asking 340 btw. I don't think that's a bad lowball.)

@CinemaScene404 Sopranos didn’t fall off after the first season

The Sopranos or The Wire. Which one is your favorite?

@GTASixJoker That’s just how NYC looks

GTA 4 looks so depressing compared to other GTA games

@DemosKratosCA Wonder if people thought like this when the nazis invaded Poland

@MichaelAArouet America has socialist institutions

But real socialism hasn't been tried yet. Next time it will be different, trust me, comrade.

Is my algorithm shitty because of me or is it just a shitty algorithm? @X @elonmusk

@niccruzpatane What if the snow knocks out power?

You’ll NEVER miss pumping gas in sub-zero conditions during a snow storm. Electric vehicles make your life way easier. Every morning you get to wake up with a full charge.

@alphafox Broke boi

5-Guys charged me $72 for 5 burgers, a small fry, and a drink. 😳

@curiosityonx Being retarded

what is a sign of very low intelligence?

@NDP nDP just want to keep our resources in the ground so the CCP can use them when they invade Canada

Before he was elected, he spoke passionately about the climate crisis. Nine months later, the mask has slipped. New Democrats will keep fighting, because Canadians deserve climate leadership they can count on.

rent is 50% of our income.

@AntiLeftMemes Fart technician

@NefflynBe Pooping in the fill tank of your toilet, also known as an upper decker.

@Hitchslap1 Being a good dad

Serious question. What do you want to be remembered for most?