Gordon L-H

On route to Capetown #flytime #chilterm

Most penalties won in past 3 seasons: Suarez (12), Agbonlahor (5), Walters (5), Dzeko (5), Walcott, Ramires, Welbeck, Young (all 4).

First time back on twitter for a while now #comeback #missedit

THE best striker in the world. End of debate. @Persie_Official

I had to be @daviewatson17 ;)

"@illestDAN: One eye on my jealous girlfriend one eye on this girls' amazing booty pic.twitter.com/9YUHNwk3Le"haha who does this remind you of?

I have full plans for a zombie apocalypse, but no idea what I'm doing after graduation.

Why didn't microsoft just make word with 1.5 spacing as opposed to 1.0?

“@RuthlessGordon: Allergex pills wtf. Puts you in a coma and I took a ritalin” haha allergex with myprodol ! You good for bed ;)

Allergex pills wtf. Puts you in a coma and I took a ritalin

"@jonathan_maitre: Sup guys first time on twitter. So follow your boi ;)" @mvelase13

"@barrybateman: Seems I missed quite a lot - "The honeymoon is over for white people," apparently. #EFF pic.twitter.com/dnTMzpHbad" yasssis

"@Earth_Pics: St. Stefan, Montenegro. pic.twitter.com/gMX35fTSxG" this is what I need !

Le coq day at Helderberg ! Walking up to a few bangers :)

Best date night !

Is Bismark starting today ?

Get that Fifa 14 coooooking !

Starting breaking bad today ! #cookthat

@WandaRecon Wimpie went to my old school ;) hope you well mr recon wandaman ! X