Chris Wingard

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@Zoomer_Doomer_ My wife had a doctor ask her where Pence was after the VP debate! I understand not being caught up entirely but holy shit I don't get being THAT out of the loop.

Met someone who was not aware Biden had dropped out until I told them

@francisxwolf I thought it would be funny so I explained it to my wife earlier and she just looked at me like this

Are other online communities as unhinged as the gaming community? Is there discourse on putt putt golf reddit about the clown you have to hit the ball around not having big enough boobs?

When I run I really need to turn off the voice in the app telling me my pace cause it always makes me want to speed up. Sometimes I need to just run a 10 minute mile pace to relax but I'm always like "no I can't disappoint the robot lady. Gotta at least go faster!"

If you are winning a lot in Call Of Duty lobbies just know my 4th grade son told me everybody in his class talks about it nonstop :D You might just be playing against a bunch of literal 9yr olds

@poncle_vampire Nevermind. It seemed to automatically redownload the update again and now it works. Not sure what happened.

@poncle_vampire My son was trying to play with the new dlc on Xbox (NA region) and it worked yesterday but today it stops loading at like 62 to 68 percent. Are there any known issues? DLC is great btw. We tried rebooting and also reinstalling. Thanks in advance.

the long awaited Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania expansion is OUT NOW 🧛 🧄 20+ characters 💥 40+ weapons 🗺️ 1 monstrously large stage 🎶 30+ music tracks + a miserable pile of secrets to uncover 👀

For the low low price of Manhattan's entire power grid, you can now play Minecraft but without any consistent bitrate and no object permanence!

@judysquirrels Probably my favorite movie my brother directed. Glad he got Dan Stevens back for Godzilla x Kong. Still surprised he's not like the biggest actor, dude is awesome.

this movie rules

Trump on Elon Musk: “In terms of computer, I would say he’s probably about as good as you get”

So many community notes being voted for are people trying to add a community note to a politician where they are like "he never said this, if you watch the full video he actually said [insert exact thing the community note is denying they said]". like what are you doing lmao

My favorite community note to vote for are the ones that aren't really refuting anything in the original post but just pointing out how much of an asshole the poster is.

My wife made a Switch costume for Halloween at the kids hospital. If you press the joysticks it even plays Mario music/sound effects.

I love the genre of guy that's like "LOOK AT HOW BADASS I AM" and it's just a video of them using gym equipment wrong and one mistake away from decapitating themselves. Just lift the weights buddy.

I want a full game built around the concept of Mario Party Jamboree's mini game "Camera Ready"

I did it... I'm free... Oh fuck. Expert mode. God damnit. I gotta imagine only a handful of people have even seen this screen in this game (PixelPuzzle).

I love social deduction games, this could be fun.