Friendly Neighbourhood Partisan

Fellas and all supporters of Ukraine, I plead with you! Never ever give up on hope, Never doubt, never tire, and never become discouraged. Be. Not. Afraid. Fuck russia, fuck the kremlin and fuck pootin.

CIA, FBI, NSA right now.

Sen. Kennedy: Is Russia our friend? Gen. Smith: Sir, they're not. Sen. Kennedy: Between Ukraine and Russia, who do we want to win that war? Gen. Smith: Obviously, we want Ukraine to stand independently and not be consumed by Russia. Sen. Kennedy: When Putin went into Ukraine, he thought he was going to roll in and take it over in two days like thunder on a summer night, didn't he? Gen. Smith: I believe he did. Sen. Kennedy: But Ukrainian people have fought back, haven't they? Gen. Smith: Yes, sir, they've fought back. Sen. Kennedy: And they now have some of the most sophisticated drone technology in the history of the world, don't they? Gen. Smith: Sir, they do. They're doing very well with drones. Sen. Kennedy: And with limited resources they have, they're giving Russia curb-stomping, aren't they? Gen. Smith: I would say they are. Sen. Kennedy: In fact, with their limited resources, they've knocked out 40% of Russia's oil export capacity. Since January, using their drones and limited cruise missiles, they've hit oil and gas facilities within Russia over 100 times. Not on the border, within Russia. Right? Gen. Smith: Yes, sir. Sen. Kennedy: And Putin was so scared, he almost had to cancel Russia's military parade, didn't he? Gen. Smith: I will take your word for that, sir. Sen. Kennedy: Okay.

@nothyphenated Hardly mixed up, was the same base design just tweaked a bit. His banner image was a masterpiece tho

@Ry5i0 Ah!! I got it all mixed up then! Excellent work fella

Anybody know where P’wok is at?

@Moomin_fella @nothyphenated I never migrated. Think he did Imagine me losing my shit when I saw this tho man, out of nowhere, just saw it in a post. Early NAFO was some crazy times

@Ry5i0 @nothyphenated Damaged minds think alike! I'm going to check over there in a moment.

@MannekenPisNAFO @AndrewPerpetua Gotcha, you assumed a higher altitude drop to compensate for lack of momentum. Told ya I didn’t know the physics! 👍

@Ry5i0 @AndrewPerpetua Rough calculation: 300m/s speed is equivalent to 4500m additional altitude Launching from 20km altitude and zero velocity gives a range of 120km, with a glide ratio of 6. Launching from 20km altitude at 300m/s and a glide ratio of 6 gives a range of 24.5 x 6=147km.

People thought I was fucking around when I said the balloon wars began. Who is laughing now. The balloons, that's who.

@MannekenPisNAFO @AndrewPerpetua I do t know the physics - but launching from a jet means it already has significant momentum in one direction - starts the glide… Can’t imagine the ranges working the same just dropping from a balloon?

@AndrewPerpetua wonder if better to put a light glide bomb under these balloons? A 100kg glide bomb dropped from 20km altitude and a glide ratio of 6 can hit everything in a 120km radius. Just program it with a wide range of targets of opportunity, and let it attack what comes close.

BRO… four years ago NAFO basically started as a handful of weird internet goblins with Shiba Inu profile pictures, zero funding, weaponized autism, and the collective decision to bully vatnik propaganda into another dimension. 🚬🕶️🐕🇺🇦 And somehow… it worked. Four years later the internet is full of: -Fellas in every timezone -volunteers raising millions for Ukraine -memes traveling faster than propaganda -vatniks writing 38-post emotional breakdown threads because a cartoon dog ratio’d them into spiritual collapse The wildest part? NAFO was never really about just memes. It became people. Real people. Veterans. Doctors. Gamers. Truck drivers. Moms. Students. Shitposters operating on caffeine, nicotine, and pure spite for authoritarian bullshit. Meanwhile Russia thought they were fighting NATO and accidentally ended up fighting: a decentralized online dog swarm with Photoshop, sarcasm, and unlimited psychological damage. 4 years later and the Fellas are still here. Still fundraising. Still posting. Still supporting Ukraine. Still making dictators furious with cartoon dogs wearing tactical sunglasses. History books are gonna have the hardest time explaining this to future generations. ‘Yes children… a significant part of the information war was conducted by meme dogs calling people vatniks.’ Absolute cinema. Happy 4 years of NAFO chaos. 🐾🇺🇦🚬 #NAFO #NAFOfellas #FellaFriday #StandWithUkraine

“Moscow, get ready to get hit right in your f**king face”

Happy 4th Birthday NAFO! ❤️🐕🇺🇦 Forever on the right side of history 🙏

@YowanDuLac @ricwe123 Here’s big G himself denying this was the case, btw. Cry more. Much more.

@ricwe123 Actaully from the eraly 1990s , NATO has done nothing but expanding eastward.

"We gave categorical assurances to Gorbachov that if a united Germany could remain in NATO, NATO would not be moved eastward" (Jack Matlock, US Ambassador to the Soviet-Union from 1987-1991 speaking 30 years ago)

@Honza4746 @nexta_tv We’ve got ourselves a subtard

@nexta_tv Yes x.com/i/status/18606…

🤯“Why are you bombing us? What did we ever do to you? STOOOOP IT!” — a man whines on camera with the Kremlin in the background Judging by his reaction, the guy must have spent the last four years in a coma. The warped reality is astonishing: Russians are suddenly horrified that war might reach them too, even though Russia has spent years bringing death and destruction to Ukrainian cities. Ukraine did not invade its neighbors or start this war. Yet many in Russia still seem genuinely shocked when the consequences of Putin’s “special operation” begin approaching their own homes.

Not so funny now, is it?

@bimbo_marxism @LuckyLombardo1 @ololo666 @AmericaMaximal You have, and will gleefully continue to do so.

@LuckyLombardo1 @ololo666 @AmericaMaximal I haven't ignored anything

The West can end it by leaving Ukraine and allowing self-determination within the region

Angry Russians pour onto social media, calling out Kremlin media for hiding the true scale of Ukraine's massive attacks on Russian cities.

A noticeble lack of men aged 30-50

I’m a Fella and I approve this fucking message

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