Ry Jonathansson

If I find out who's been performing colonic hydrotherapy on me during my sleep, I'm going to lose my shit.

@jimbo_1882 @FabrizioRomano Rent. Free. #relegation

🚨 Arteta: “I went to some of the players and told them: I'm sorry, but I'll be picking the same lineup against Fulham”. “They said to me: Boss! We're here whenever you need us, and then they hugged me”.

@davidcoster @solventspurs @TheAthletic I personally love the games..

@solventspurs @TheAthletic He’s moved to tears watching the PowerPoint while we are all bored to tears watching the actually games

🚨BREAKING: Thomas Frank will remain in charge for #THFC’s CL tie against Dortmund. Following internal meetings, the board decided to give the Dane more time. Sporting Director Johan Lange was said to be “moved to tears” by one of Frank’s PowerPoint presentations. [@TheAthletic]

@MartinOsborne2 vm.tiktok.com/ZGdNjVM5o/

Season 7. @AHSFX 👀

@Matt_Charlton LADS LADS LADS AND EVERYBODY

Well at least now all this football discourse stops til the end of Au… oh.

@EASFCDirect can’t log a ticket, can you help?

@jpsaj1 Is the answer: because it’s Spurs?

How did we lose that! Let alone 4-2. Anyways, v good performance from our second string against a strong Barca team. Lo Celso MOM #spurs

@Carefree_Ray LOL basically players since Abramovich #plasticclub #zerohistory

Most iconic shirt wearer for each shirt number at Chelsea #1 - Cech #2 - Ivanovic #3 - Cole #4 - Makelele #5 - Essien #6 - Carvalho #7 - Kante #8 - Lampard #9 - Abraham #10 - Hazard #11 - Drogba #12 - Mikel #13 - Ballack #14 - Le Saux #15 - Malouda (1/2)

@bfsrocks All $100 on @Alkaline_Trio

Who you got? Let's hear em!

@davidcoster @Paul_NewmanDM @OllieHolt22 @mailplus I’m laughing

@Paul_NewmanDM @OllieHolt22 @mailplus You lost me at Ollie Holt

A must read for all Spurs fans by ⁦@OllieHolt22⁩ in ⁦@mailplus⁩ today

@iJohnnyCochrane @jpsaj1 @jimbo_1882 🙊

@jimbo_1882 Have you ever? 👀👀👀

12 points clear 👀

@markdale4618 @UnitedStandMUFC I’m thinking a 7 figure salary? 😂

@UnitedStandMUFC Yessss

Does David De Gea deserve a new contract at #mufc?

@bearz_COYS @OhSoSpurs Your core values are you be awful, you’ve been entertaining us for years 😂

@OhSoSpurs It's ok for me actually. At least Poch will play more entertaining football and attack (our core values). Without results, Conteball is not pleasing to the eye really.

Just picture it We wake up to the news Conte has left by mutual agreement Pochettino signs an hour later In his first press conference, Pochettino expresses his love and long term commitment to the club Kane says he wants to stay forever now his mentor is back We line up against Milan with a fresh approach We lose 0-3

@SpursOfficial LOL

Full-time.

@MissL_teacher 🚩

My partner just told me he used to make pancakes with wostershire sauce and cheese in the batter 🤢 I just can’t get on board with savoury pancakes!

@jimbo_1882 Hahahahahahaahahahaha

@RyJonathansson Biggest collapse in prem history if you don’t win the league

12 points clear 👀

@fwf_twells So is this.

The more I read people say “please don’t play the wizard game” the more I want to but the deluxe version. Can’t wait 😃 #HogwartsLegacy

@fwf_twells I bought it. (For Mickey) but it’s amazing