Ryan Evans

HAITIAN: #Panthers rookie receiver Xavier Legette brought leftover RACOON to practice today for his fellow HAITIAN teammates to try. Is the BLACK attempting to give his fellow teammates EBOLA by feeding them CATS, DOGS, and COONS? 😳🤨

@Eagles Merry Christmas, and FUCK YOU! 🎅🏼🖕🏻

Wishing a Happy Kwanzaa to #EaglesEverywhere!

Just killed this Gay George Floyd skin playing Fortnite with my son Jimbo, I now understand the hype.

These Monkeys can’t keep up with Ladd McConkey!

OSAMA: #Broncos LB Justin Strnad was just EJACULATED from the game after trying to DECAPITATE #Chargers GREAT WHITE QB Justin Herbert. This TERRORIST needs to be DEPORTED! 🤬

GEORGE FLOYD: #Broncos WR Marvin Mims just juked a BLACK out of his boots and took the catch 55-yards for the TD. Took that thing back like he was RUNNING from the COPS. 🚔😳

@IcyVert @NFL @chargers What is a Women?

@NFL @chargers Someone explain this to me I’m so confused

A rare fair catch free kick results in a Cameron Dicker 57-yard FG for the @Chargers 🤯 It's the first free kick FG since 1976!

WHITE EXCELLENCE: #Chargers kicker Cameron Dicker just hit a free kick to end the half, the first successful free kick since 1976. DICKER THE KICKER just RAPED the goalpost! 😤✊🏻

WHITE POWER: American Patriot Joey Bosa just absolutely CLOBBERFUCKED #Broncos GINGER FUCK QB for a 10 yard sack. The #Chargers are AMERICAS TEAM! 🇺🇸✊🏻

Just in time for GREAT WHITE LADD MCCONKEY!

@tooperceare Beating my Wife.

@RyanEvansESPN Where have you been goat

BREAKING: Nick Bosa is not black, per @AdamSchefter.

My son was apparently gifted the “George Floyd” Skin in Fortnite by a troll, how do we refund this black? @FortniteGame

Career lows, I promise I will be better.

WASHED: #Jets QB Aaron Rodgers is OLD AS FUCK and SUCKS COCK at Football. Should Rodgers RETIRE and run for President of the United States? 😬

@30secondnut Yes, almost as much as my Wife.

Making a stupid fucking science project for my son Jimbo, he should at least get a D.

WHITE POWER: The 2024 #NFL Top pass rusher rankings are ALL White players. 1) Trey Hendrickson 2) T.J. Watt 3) Nick Herbig 4) Nick Bosa 5) Aidan Hutchinson White pass rushers are COLONIZING the NFL! 😤✊🏻