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@RyanGilderman_

"I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later"- Mitch Hedberg

Katılım Ocak 2013
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7krWi9… Link to my new stand up make sure to like retweet and share with your friends!
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Danny Cagan
Danny Cagan@dannycagan·
This is about more than politics. It has been for awhile. It’s about the lives of innocent people, and unfortunately, mostly children. Please think about everything you can be doing in YOUR power, no matter how small, to prevent this from happening again. washingtonpost.com/news/politics/…
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
Team make sure to follow @RyanGildComedy for updates and show details for the upcoming future
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Bleacher Report
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport·
MJ: "You'll never get to 6 rings!" Kobe: "Ahh, but you'll never win an Oscar.” #Oscars
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
Also you should know I bit my lip 4 times yesterday singing along to One Wish by Ray J
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
I'm sorry to anyone I might have wronged in my life you should karma has caught up with me and I've woken up at 5:45 am three saturdays in a row
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
The wifi is bad everywhere even in my house, I'm living in a millennial nightmare
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
I can't stop watching James Harden's crossover from last night. RIP Wesley Johnson's ankles
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jaboukie@jaboukie·
student: can i go to the bathroom teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you student: *pissing self* may i
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
@0ziggz @Roy_Meets_World I don't have a video but I do have audio tape I can send to you!
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
Just at that point of the diet where I buy a black and white cookie at a deli to sniff it yell at it and throw it out
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
Comedy store was electric tonight and former laker @Roy_Meets_World was in the building! Much love to everyone who came and laughed
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gildy@RyanGilderman_·
I'm at @TheComedyStore tonight at 7 with a line up of great comics! @SallyMullins1 is hosting! Make sure to stop by
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Kait Garbani
Kait Garbani@Kaitlyn_Garbani·
I’m slowly becoming a morning person and it’s scaring me
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