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@ThomasSowell Not sure those words are going to work as a substitute when I sing along to DMX. But I'll try my best.

"10 words you say the n-word without saying the n-word."

@Mappy6984 Removing bike lanes would bring balance to the world. Like not allowing men in women's locker rooms.

Wild

I can think of a couple.

@EthanSuplee I had to do a double take when watching episode 5 of The Terminal List Dark Wolf. I was like, that dude looks like that dude from... Oh shit. That is that dude and he's a fucking badass tank.

@GigaBasedDad Accountability

What would it be?

@JackPosobiec @scotthortonshow's non reaction to all this is amazing.

Harry Sisson: "I dare you to name one high-ranking Democrat who compared Trump to Hitler" Posobiec: "You mean like when Kamala Harris did in October 2024 when you were campaigning for her?"

@AmericaReal3 Shop vac and lube

how do i get my tuna can back?!?!??!?!

@firstfusilier This mental exercise assumes dropping the bombs on Japan and invading Iraq was justified.

I challenge anyone to factually contradict this statement. Anybody?

@DGlaucomflecken So many pregnant women's last words will be "this headache is killing me" and mean it literally.

This will kill people

@CharlieKirk4evr A wise man once said "Democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people. But the people are retarded."

@BrandonStraka Knowing that this dude trolls the left pretty hard, when you went up to him I thought you were gonna mess with him a bit and both laugh it off. This could've been a meet cute.

Lionel McGloin loves trolling MAGA events on camera. He showed up at mine pretending to be me. Didn’t end well. Watch him get owned 👊😂

@ExxAlerts The dad missed an opportunity to teach his son a valuable lesson. I know he was trying to be a nice guy but it was unnecessary weakness. It was not her ball to claim. Sorry lady. Kick rocks and better luck next time.

ALERT: 🚨 X users are asking for the image of the woman who DEMANDED a ball from a father and his LITTLE BOY at a Phillies game tonight to go viral, so she may be held accountable. HERE SHE IS.

@Emilio2763 The mustang saw a crowd of people on the other side of the road but couldn't get past the barrier.

@ComicDaveSmith The only reason I stuck with it was to see if Alex would finally blow on his thumb and turn his vagina into a pair of balls. Spoiler alert: he didn't.

Alright, that was probably the most ridiculous debate I’ve ever been a part of. I’m sorry guys. I promise to try to avoid those in the future. It’s just such easy work, but that’s no excuse.

@ClayTravis If only it landed with a "thuck"

Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight.

@washghost1 I can eat breakfast for dinner if I want! You guys eat donuts for every meal so kick rocks!

All that for a guy getting lunch

@Mappy6984 This guy needs a YouTube channel.

Wild

@ewarren So you want to stop inflationary spending or nah?

The cost of housing has gone up by 174% since 1990. Childcare costs are up 120%. Healthcare costs are up a whopping 270%. It doesn't have to be this way. Our government can put American families first, create good jobs, and build an economy that people can afford.

@Mappy6984 The dude cop here was having about the same amount of success lol

Female cops are a liability idc. I'll say it

@joeroganhq "When you can't criticize Israeli government actions without being called antiemetic, the world has gone mad." -Not Bari Weiss

Joe Rogan: "The world has gone mad. When we’re not allowed to acknowledge that rioting is rioting and it is bad, and that silence is not violence, but violence is violence, the world has gone mad."