Scooter Hemingway

Me trying to figure out how to pay for 2 more years of school, 2 years of rent and a new car without selling my organs on the dark web:

Congratulations to @CoachDustyMay, Elliot Cadeau, and @UMichBBall on winning their first title since 1989! This team dominated the tournament from start to finish. Well deserved. Go Blue!

Everybody does

Real ones remember his 67-65 shoot out loss to Tate Forcier in 2009.

For those wondering where I’ve been: I have been diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer, commonly referred to as a “death sentence” and had two other serious ailments which put me in ICU for several days. It was sudden. I’ve literally been on my back for weeks. Bless you all.

No they’re not. If you think you deserve to be in over the Sun Belt Champion, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the Sun Belt. If you think you deserve to be in over the Miami, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the ACC. If you think you deserve to be in over the American Champion, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the American. You’re not special. Join a conference.

it's so stupid that a game between two eliminated teams will decide who makes the NFL playoffs. clearly they need a better system: having 12 athletic directors wearing cloaks sit in a fancy hotel ballroom and decide which teams get in (one must be Alabama)

WE HAVE NO OIL IN BA SING SE!!!

I hope this guy gets nothing ima be so real. The the way he celebrated when DK “swung” on him was so childish. Take his season tickets away idgaf

@Jbooty88 I really think Biff is genuinely doing anything he can to help hold this program together for as long as possible. He recognizes the gravity of the situation, something the decision makers at UM have missed at every turn. He’s the only one showing ANY urgency at this point.

Biffs comments were pretty clear to me. He’s stating facts… players will opt out and hit the portal if there isn’t a firm hire soon. I’m sorry that the truth is painful for some to hear. To me, those comments were a direct challenge to the decision makers to act quickly, or risk losing this roster.

Nicki Minaj is banned from Ba Sing Se.

How many times in our lives is a rules expert going to come in the broadcast to confirm for lions fans that the officials got it wrong, man? NFL is the only league where this shit happens regularly, man

If you wanted to watch the college football playoff rankings show, you’ve been treated to quite a seamless review that had a 2 second impact on a game in a Thanksgiving tournament as far from continental US as you can get without leaving the states

“Is Ricky Pearsall injury prone?” “Shot in chest”

No thank you

@mau_mau348 @JamesYoder If we lost that game because Bryce played like a freshman and just wasn’t ready for the moment, I don’t think ANYONE would be mad or upset. But losing because we schemed for Davis Warren to be our QB is inexcusable. They set Bryce up for failure on Saturday, plain and simple

@JamesYoder The play calling was suspect but remember the starting QB is 18 and this is his second career college game. You can’t expect him to be like Mateer, who is a veteran QB.

Truth train continues… Chip Lindsey When Michigan hired him as OC this offseason, every single Michigan fan (and college football fan) saw the hiring and said: “Who the hell is that?!” We justified is as a good hire by thinking that Sherrone needed some experience around him and couldn’t risk hiring a young, up and coming OC since he is a young head coach himself So, to me… Lindsey has no room for error and should be on a crazy short leash going forward after the abysmal play calling over 2 games

just a reminder that doritos locos tacos have lasted longer than the confederacy

Every airplane on Earth: Emirates Flight 129: LEEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNSSSS

we are now one animal away from the nhl having the holy trinity of the ice age films #TusksUp