Ryan Moyer

Dee vs Jonathan... 🍿🍿🍿 #Survivor #Survivor50

We've entering the meandering, nonsensical portion of Trump's rambling little speech. When does the ballroom diagram come out?

Take a drink every time Trump says "like never before" or "the likes of which no one has ever seen." 🥂🍻

Disney Channel is playing Lilo & Stich: The Series, and I'm suddenly transported back to 2003 watching it after school.

Not "Teardrops on My Guitar" 💀 #Survivor

But hey, I got 20 books for $14. 😄

Me walking to the children’s book section of the thrift store when I see the shelf is fully stocked… even though I can’t physically fit anymore books on the shelves in my classroom.

Not me crying while watching videos of my elementary school singing I Have Loved You (with hand motions) and Jerusalem, My Destiny at their school Mass while we're stuck singing (or not singing, as it were) chant and O Sacred Head Surrounded every week. 😭

Now what fans voted for Jeff to do a rap? 😬 #Survivor #Survivor50

I love Survivor, but my attention span isn't built for three hour episodes. 😅 #Survivor50

Rubio is so embarrassed to be there. He's probably thinking this is the guy that used to make fun of me and call me "Little Marco," and now I'm working for him?

Me after every single sentence of this State of the Union...

Alyssa Liu is so carefree and effortless. I kept thinking of this quote while watching her... #WinterOlympics

The amount of trauma dumping in the pod phase of #LoveIsBlind seems to increase with each passing season.

The word "twizzles" entering my vocabulary every four years is one of the little joys of the Olympics.

Jeff's overdramatic commentary is driving me nuts on The #PriceIsRight just as much as it does on #Survivor. 😅

Did #PriceIsRight ban booing when someone fails to get the wheel all the way around? I was surprised by the lack of booing during this primetime edition. Heck, Bob Barker was the leader of the booing when he hosted. 😅

Lady Gaga in a weird ass outfit. We're so back. #GRAMMYs

Didn't even recognize Jelly Roll... He has to have lost at least 200 pounds since I last saw him. #GRAMMYs