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Imagine if Sir Jim sacked Wilcox and Berrada after their Carrick 'pitch'. Results are there, but outside City/Arsenal, the football is poor. It’s just Solskjaer vibes again, and we know how that ends. Ole actually had a better record than Carrick before he got the job. 🔴#MUFC

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Olise has to be the best player in Europe right now

@UnitedStandMUFC @TelegraphDucker If he thinks this squad can get past the league stage of the champions league then he’s more deluded than we thought

🚨 At the moment, Michael Carrick seems happy with the squad that he has. 🗣️ Carrick: "I haven’t got concerns.” “We’ve got a mixed blend of experience, real quality and two promising, young players that have already shown what they can do.” [@TelegraphDucker] #mufc

£1.867 billion on players and this is the outcome. This is a lesson to every club in football on not what to do

Chelsea with 5 league losses in a row and 0 goals scored in those 5 is actually the worst stat I think I’ve heard. We were terrible last season but never that bad

Chelsea players don’t rate Chelsea anymore. It’s like watching Man Utd under Woodward. Spend loads of money to disguise the fact the owners have no clue what they’re doing

@ExpressionsOOZ @BenParsonss

Anyone in Bristol I’m with this wallad and I need help

They’re seriously the funniest fanbase in the entire world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@inkwakuzi_ Spurs found their Romero replacement

The boy’s sportsmanship is making waves around the world.....

Carrick out

Today, we play for them. ❤️

@utdreport @TheAthleticFC How are the modern day set piece innovators in last position?

Manchester United are the strongest team in the league from set pieces. 📸 @TheAthleticFC

@LethalBizzle Spurs the only team there United have beaten yet this season

@LethalBizzle @ManUtd Rent free

Can't stop thinking about this.

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫

Fuming

@terryflewers @UnitedStandMUFC Which is why we love you

@UnitedStandMUFC I am addressing this Friday at 8pm on The United Stand, I disagree!

🚨“Under no circumstances should Michael Carrick get this job!” Strong words from Mark Goldbridge, who believes an interim spell wouldn't last and that Thomas Tuchel would be a far stronger option 🔥 Is ruling out Michael Carrick the right call… or yet another missed opportunity for United? 👇

@utdreport Run it back!

Manchester United will wear their black third kit at the Emirates on Sunday 🖤💛