Ryan S

@alphafox (From existence)

How to remove a tick (from existence): 🙌

@Mishi_2210 More 4

In life what's your choice!! Give your answer in comment section??

@cutiieepie6 $10? Thats huge. Deliver to me! Ill give ya 3 bucks.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

I told my 10 year old I’d buy her a brand new PS5 after she beats this game If you know you know 🤷‍♂️

@GamewithDave Super Mario Bros most likely

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@BellaBaddie__ Half

A friend lends you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

The day Maikel Melero pulled off one of the most jaw-dropping tricks ever seen in freestyle motocross.

@Dea_rMen Thats more than i fckn have now

MEN, please be honest! Would this be enough for you? Would you live comfortably?

@elonmusk Consider me boggled

So much space in space that it boggles the mind!

Accurate

Factories procedure are fun to see

So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them 'Tony Stark. (I'm cool I know.) Anyway today when they called out my 'name' and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink. I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes. So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered; Peasant I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck, when the barista called out 'Latte for Loki' and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door. I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.

I still can’t believe this was caught on camera

Normalize being a tomboy again without needing to become a boy:

@nostalgiacore Ok that was weird

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