tommy tucker the little fucker

This fella came out of his room to complain about the noise and got locked out of his room, why he’s naked I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

Me trying to fill me pick n mix cup

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Coniston hall campsite Medic needed 🍄 pls help leg broken

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Need a medic Coniston campsite Mushrooms etc x

X2 4day standard Creamfields tickets for sale £200 each @Creamfields

“You should’ve taken me on a walk yesterday!”

Fat shaming is key

Toon crew who fancies a little old school rave? Thinking music on kinda vibes rolling basslines.. small cap around 200/250 ppl warehouse kinda vibes 😝 pop your email into the ‘never miss a beat’ from the link below and I’ll be sending out emails very soon when I can confirm..

Takeaways are pure pony when your not hanging.

@TonyMcNaughton Holding hands whilst scissoring with some unsweetened almond milk

@_Jamieleeee @NoContextBrits When you squaring your bill up ?

@NoContextBrits @RyanSuddes95

@olivia_park98 The 5 a day

Fucking love coco pops

Dry jan so easy

If Matt handcock was a bird

Ideal

Frisk man

new track is now live on my soundcloud.. give it a listen and let me know what you think.. can’t tell if this is a perfect lights on closing kinda tune or someone has even said it sounds like a bond movie tune 🤣.. what do yous think?

Yankee candle but dick shaped candles you can wank off to make it flame, called the wankee candle

There's no point in fighting it 😂😂