Ryan

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

Oasis pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne at the end of “Live Forever” in London

@AlexTiff They would be £5 notes

@RyanTheKnob That would be the only notes you'd have. Ha

UK wanting to redesign bank notes. How about some classic English Food/Drink and have the notes smell like them Beans on Toast Tea Yorkshire Puddings Fish & Chips

When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’

‘BETTER CALL SAUL’ premiered 10 years ago today

Life is precious kids and you only get to do it ONCE go easy LG x

@GalaktixGG Looks amazing

AI sea monsters [🎞️ kiwadoicamera / edwardtracy]

I'm not sure why this works, but it does. LMAO

@matt2004hoop Got on chanel bleu today 👌

Can a man have too much aftershave? Suppose it depends on how much he stinks? Personal favs not currently in my collection: 🟠Paco Rabanne: Million 🟡Penhaligons: Tragedy of Lord George (I WOULD NEVER BUY THIS AS ITS £250 A BOTTLE!!)

@NotFarLeftAtAll Why did the algorithm decide I should see this?

Thailand A 26-year-old guy undressed and tried to get a Blowie from a cow tied to a fence post .. The cow was not having any of that nonsense and bit down hard on his pickle & cheese balls.

@matt2004hoop That Is awful mate, gutted for you.

@RyanTheKnob If you mean the stopcock in the house yes. Basically where the main enters the house there is then about a metre of piping before the stopcock. Ended up turning it off on the stopcock outside on the street.

My 5am wake up call 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@DefNotJourdan 😂 What the hell is he doing

@matt2004hoop Fuck sake man that is awful, was the leak before the stopcock?

@RyanTheKnob Probably. Although if it wasn't him I so fucking glad he wasn't here this morning, he would have been spouting (no pun intended) his shitty opinions. Water main into house sprung a very large leak! Floor is fucked 😭😭

@THancock_ That's lucky then, I remember getting burnt as a child at a water park, and it was the worst pain I've ever felt.

@RyanTheKnob It looks a lot worse than it feels, thankfully!

✨ I think I like this little life ✨

@THancock_ Sun burn looks sore 😬

I don't like the fact I caught the sun on day one and now it's peeling however 🤢