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@RyanTheKnob

Obsessively doomscrolling since 2009

West Midlands, England Katılım Nisan 2009
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Puppies 🐶
Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover·
Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this
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Oasis Mania
Oasis Mania@OasisMania·
Oasis pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne at the end of “Live Forever” in London
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@AlexTiff They would be £5 notes
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tiff92@AlexTiff·
@RyanTheKnob That would be the only notes you'd have. Ha
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tiff92
tiff92@AlexTiff·
UK wanting to redesign bank notes. How about some classic English Food/Drink and have the notes smell like them Beans on Toast Tea Yorkshire Puddings Fish & Chips
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john sturgis
john sturgis@sturgios·
When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
‘BETTER CALL SAUL’ premiered 10 years ago today
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Liam Gallagher
Liam Gallagher@liamgallagher·
Life is precious kids and you only get to do it ONCE go easy LG x
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
AI sea monsters [🎞️ kiwadoicamera / edwardtracy]
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Soxic
Soxic@WhiteSoxic·
I'm not sure why this works, but it does. LMAO
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Matt
Matt@matt2004hoop·
Can a man have too much aftershave? Suppose it depends on how much he stinks? Personal favs not currently in my collection: 🟠Paco Rabanne: Million 🟡Penhaligons: Tragedy of Lord George (I WOULD NEVER BUY THIS AS ITS £250 A BOTTLE!!)
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@NotFarLeftAtAll Why did the algorithm decide I should see this?
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WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸
Thailand A 26-year-old guy undressed and tried to get a Blowie from a cow tied to a fence post .. The cow was not having any of that nonsense and bit down hard on his pickle & cheese balls.
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@matt2004hoop That Is awful mate, gutted for you.
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Matt@matt2004hoop·
@RyanTheKnob If you mean the stopcock in the house yes. Basically where the main enters the house there is then about a metre of piping before the stopcock. Ended up turning it off on the stopcock outside on the street.
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Matt@matt2004hoop·
My 5am wake up call 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@matt2004hoop Fuck sake man that is awful, was the leak before the stopcock?
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Matt@matt2004hoop·
@RyanTheKnob Probably. Although if it wasn't him I so fucking glad he wasn't here this morning, he would have been spouting (no pun intended) his shitty opinions. Water main into house sprung a very large leak! Floor is fucked 😭😭
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@THancock_ That's lucky then, I remember getting burnt as a child at a water park, and it was the worst pain I've ever felt.
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тrυdι@THancock_·
@RyanTheKnob It looks a lot worse than it feels, thankfully!
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тrυdι@THancock_·
✨ I think I like this little life ✨
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Ryan@RyanTheKnob·
@THancock_ Sun burn looks sore 😬
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тrυdι@THancock_·
I don't like the fact I caught the sun on day one and now it's peeling however 🤢
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