Ryan Burgess

My tupperware for the rest of their life after eating something with tomato sauce in it

@GrumpyGreyhead @AmandaHolden

I was forced to listen to some of Amanda Holden's radio show this morning at work and Jesus fucking CHRIST isn't she just one of the worst people in the world?

@uluser How did he actually die? I thought the propellers would have decapitated him? But he seems to come out in full check

Enteresan bir ölüm.. Andrea Russo adlı 35 yaşındaki bir adam, İtalya'daki Bergamo Havalimanında güvenliği geçerek,İspanya'ya kalkış yapmak üzere olan uçağa doğru koşuyor. Çalışan uçak motorunun önünden geçerken motor adamı içine çekiyor ve adam anında ölüyor.

@floellaumbagabe @VanessaOnAir what possessed you!?

The fact God Feltz has just snapped at an innocent woman because she thought it was a hoax caller GAH

@I_Dont_Know_Her Why?

I don't get why Madonna has set herself up with making a Confessions part 2.

@bosdovja92 @BBC @scott_mills can you explain

I need to know what happened with Scott Mills. I’ve had panic attacks all afternoon about it. I don’t feel safe. @BBC !!! Do something!!!!

@LaurenHarries My love, no one cares.

@LaurenHarries @retrocvnty Oh Lauren give it a rest love. No one is buying this bloody book of yours and all your tweets are via Chat GBT.

@retrocvnty It would have ruined a classic series if they brought it back but she looks good you can see she is upset .And you would think that she could of used a better background and looked a bit smarter Upadoo

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer revival series has officially been cancelled

@LaurenHarries No one is buying this flaming book Lauren darling

What do I really think of Emma Willis? Read all about it in my book Becoming Lauren. Over my many years working in television I’ve met and worked with so many fascinating people. I also worked with Zoe Ball during my time at The Priory, and although I like Zoe very much and think she has a wonderful personality for television, there was also a memorable moment involving Jamie, who was presenting with her at The Priory. You can read the full story and many more behind-the-scenes moments in my book Becoming Lauren. And keep an eye out for my second book I Am a Woman, coming very soon. #BecomingLauren #IAmAWoman #LaurenHarries #EmmaWillis #ZoeBall #StrictlyComeDancing #BBCStrictly #TVStories #CelebrityLife #ShowbizStories #BehindTheScenes #EntertainmentNews #StarsAndAngels

@northernlawd @reallorraine

Worra piss-taking, lazy bastard Lorraine Kelly is! Only bloody works 30 weeks of the year and she’s still calling in sick to her own show. For an actress, she’s not very convincing. Pull the other one, luv. We know your game. She’s not even Scottish, fake accent!! #Lorraine #Tax

@I_Dont_Know_Her @MelissaJoanHart

I can't believe the evil republican Melissa Joan Hart is 50 next month.

@SianThymes @westbrookdanni

Daniella Westbrook tuning into EastEnders to see Kim Metcalf on screen

@Luke4152 Ozempic! Fantastic.

Many of you know I’ve been working on my weight since July. Today a memory at a panto came up and I can’t believe how much weight I’ve lost since then. So far I’ve lost nearly 5 stone and can finally fit in some great clothes. Here’s to 2026!

@northernlawd @ColeenRoo @WayneRooney

@SirCliffNews I wouldn’t be happy hanging this on my refrigerator

Happy New Month, Welcome To December. #CliffRichard #December

@AndyGibsonTV @Bazzler74 He’s not gay? Show me evidence!

@Bazzler74 Probably best, considering he's gay.

Bless Shona McGarty's cotton socks. Breaking up with a fiancé is hard. #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

@LaurenHarries @thismorning Lauren no disrespect but why does it feel like your begging to be on This Morning? If they don’t want you or haven’t invited you it’s not really up for discussion.

I mean @thismorning didn’t even send me a card when I had a bleed on the brain and was in a coma with a tear on my spine bald But not only did they not ask me on to talk about it !they didn’t even send a card and how they won’t have me on to talk about my autobiography because of the jungle show This Morning is on every day and we’re talking 12 minutes air time Upadoo @this Morning @loosewomen wouldn’t do that 😀

@SirCliffNews But is he going to be happy with that photograph with Priscilla hanging on his refrigerator?

Message from Sir Cliff. Gosh, what opportunities in New Zealand, this time I met up with Priscilla Presley in Christchurch, NZ. What a gorgeous evening spent together, I cherish those moments, they light up my life. #CliffRichard #PriscillaPresley #Elvis

@northernlawd @shirlpuzz What’s the context? What did she do wrong

If they don’t restore @shirlpuzz by tomorrow, we riot!

@bosdovja92 @shirlpuzz @DrHilaryJones It’s comedy gold!!! He must see his evil ways

@Ryan_DBurgess @shirlpuzz @DrHilaryJones Omg you snitch I’ve deleted 💀

I’m speechless