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How it is checking in at most courses: (Via IG / tomjstewart)

Me at work betting on sports

Does this bet come with a defibrillator, and a manual w breathing instructions?

Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

That time Tiger Woods’ caddie checked the wind with his cigarette.. Legend.

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like Sam - out (vacation) Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad) Chris - probable (working late) Tommy - active (back injury) Mike - out (scared) You get the idea

@MrHarryBerries @MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 @BradHensonPro @theonlydyl_

@MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 @BradHensonPro @theonlydyl_ Make the numbers red with yellow outline.

THOUGHTS ON THESE KANSAS CITY #CHIEFS SPECIAL EDITION BLACK ON BLACK UNIFORMS…? 👀👀👀 Exclusive first look at them:

after studying psychology you realize everything is that deep

@RawLough I’m going to post some free plays on the timeline moving forward #EGE 🍽️

@Ryan_M_Potter Send them directly to my number!!

Scottie is crazy man 😂😂😂😂😂

unpopular opinion: it’s possible to understand someone’s opposing point of view and still not agree with them ..

you ever been so stressed that you’re calm

it be the small shit to make u realize a mf don’t fwu like u fw them

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

Everything adds up. If it don’t, subtract it‼️

Someone said “maybe you don’t notice your progress because you keep raising your bar” and wow. A very fulfilling thought the more I ponder.

🚨BREAKING: The owners of the KC current - Angie Long, Chris Long, #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, and Brittany Mahomes - have made a bid to be the 16th franchise in the WNBA, source confirms. The group is making a strong bid to bring women’s basketball to Kansas City.

Tom Brady’s interview with Patrick Mahomes was legendary! 🔥

The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision will be at first be low resolution, like Atari graphics, but eventually it has the potential be better than natural vision and enable you to see in infrared, ultraviolet or even radar wavelengths, like Geordi La Forge. Much appreciated, @US_FDA!