Ryann Anderson

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

you're laughing. the Pope is soft on crime and you're laughing

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

being the wokest person in your family really does raise your cortisol levels

if Kris Jenner was head of ABC #TheBachelorette would be airing tonight with Taylor Frankie Paul booked on a press tour for sympathy, every episode would have a psa, and Oprah Winfrey would be hosting the after the final rose show to interview Taylor Frankie Paul

whenever a new spiderman comes out i remember my roots (insufferable marvel fan)

honestly i think ill like a season of the bachelorette that's just one woman terrorizing 30 men

The burden of being the only person on earth with the knowledge of 4-way stop etiquette is overwhelming.

I bet it feels so fucking good to be one of those guys who wears a hat with a word embroidered upside down and you’re drunk as fuck at some fake dive bar in Nashville and you have no idea who the vice president even is

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

One thing about US women's sports, we LOVE beating Canada 😏

Who fucking closed last night?

do people really think the usmnt has a chance of winning…

trump has robbed this country of so much we can’t even celebrate beating canada in a sport without him and his freaks ruining it